I am bored. . . Lets make a flash movie!

[Moonshine]

The alarm clock rang when the clock reached 8:00am.
When he woke up, he found his dog licking ice-cream off his face that he didn't wash off the night before.
Fumbling over the countless computers, cd, floppys, hardward and old pizzas he found the phone. Pushing the dog to one side, scoffing down a stale pizza and accidently chewing on an old CD, he dialled the magic number. Then someone answered the phone, to whom he asked for an old rusty axe, a silver covered lettuce, a frog's eye and the newspaper for the dog.
He replied "But how can one brush their alpaca with only two fingers?! How I ask you?!?! The answer lies with the wise bearded hamster they call Bruce Forsythe." Just then a munant glowing (green) moose flew thru the all biting off his 3 hand that extruded from his head, spewing blood he franticly grabbed a inflatable ball and inflated the ball inside his head.

And thus, having a cranium the size of a swollen watermelon that had been heated in the microwave until the second before implosion, he set off on his journey to find a hamster, atop his two wheeled three-seater.

[Dreglor]

after sighing the hamster (named fred) after a 3 week trip he had to chase it around until the hamster ran into a rather large hole.

[Moonshine]

With a sock in one hand and a Mexican door handle in the other, he cast his magical badger-skin coat over his shoulders, lit his sock, and ventured into the hole.

[Dreglor]

(are we the only ones doing this?)
after fallowing the hamster screams and walk thru the hamster skeletons he entered a huge room that had freshly killed hamsters hamster fred was still alive and running around like he has gone insaine, then you notice somthing behind you, breathing down your neck...

[Karbon]

you are a great big wanker

[Dreglor]

what!?

[TronDoc]

why doesthe porridgebird
lay it'seggs inthe air?
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