For the next 10 posts you are only allowed to say 7 words. You are not allowed to post twice. After 10 posts I will compile the story and make a flash movie out of it and present it to the world! Please, nothing sexual or childish like "He raped the hippo in the Assid" 8O
Ok, so I will start of the story and anyone can make anything happen. There are no limits. Have fun!

There was once a man named Dave. . . . .