The most stupid project!!

TronDoc · Post by **TronDoc** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:50 pm

I'm responding from the PC at the library.
There was a VIRUS in your CODE!!!
Now my PC is TRASHED!!!
Joe

freedimension · Post by **freedimension** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:54 pm

Rings wrote:I did a very powerfull update to the engine.
Replace Line one of the Code
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with the new powerfull code:
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, the intro will run smoother , also on my old newbie-bycycle

You certainly mean

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Should now also run in the restaurant at the end of the universe

dontmailme · Post by **dontmailme** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:48 pm

Could someone post a link to the CVS ? I've done the 1dFS and it can store anything up to 1 byte, ( short filename support !) with optional ramdisk support ! ( Although, turning on Ramdisk means you can store 1 byte less )

Who's working on the Parser ? It should be finished by now considering there's only the one command !

Good work team 1d

wcardoso · Post by **wcardoso** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 6:53 pm

Damn!!, look in internet!!...those bastards had copied our program!!!

Num3 · Post by **Num3** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 8:35 pm

TronDoc wrote:I'm responding from the PC at the library.
There was a VIRUS in your CODE!!!
Now my PC is TRASHED!!!
Joe

You're probably wrong!

In low spec systems the execution of the game kernel might take about 10 years... But it's worth to wait !

TronDoc · Post by **TronDoc** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:30 am

Num3 wrote:
TronDoc wrote:I'm responding from the PC at the library.
There was a VIRUS in your CODE!!!
Now my PC is TRASHED!!!
Joe
You're probably wrong!

In low spec systems the execution of the game kernel might take about 10 years... But it's worth to wait !

O.K. I will go back home and stare at the screen some more.. ..maybe I missed the action due to its blazing speed? (I did blink once or twice last time)

Saboteur · Post by **Saboteur** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 10:42 am

This is definitively the most active project in PureBasic comunity with 1% of programmers involved in it.

I'm going to move it at SourceForge. I want everybody in the world can see what can we do, and know how good we are.

There are rumors about Microsoft trying to incorporate the engine in the next longhorn (1 process=1 engine, 1 desktop=1 sprite, etc...)

Fangbeast · Post by **Fangbeast** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 12:06 pm

Saboteur wrote:This is definitively the most active project in PureBasic comunity with 1% of programmers involved in it.

I'm going to move it at SourceForge. I want everybody in the world can see what can we do, and know how good we are.

There are rumors about Microsoft trying to incorporate the engine in the next longhorn (1 process=1 engine, 1 desktop=1 sprite, etc...)

I knew this should have been a secret, it's been Source[Forged] already!! A forged project is a lost one.

(I'm not really typing this as I had too many hamsters for tea and went blind. My mother warned me about this)

Num3 · Post by **Num3** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 10:16 pm

NEWS

Bill Gates was on the horn with me for 3 hours!

I'm proud to announce that our 1bit engine is worth to microsoft over 40% of it's market shares!

Dispite that generous offer (and i have not yet spoken to all programmers yet) I refused it!

I believe we should put some steam on Bill... Let him sweat!

My last offer to him was.... Give us 99% of microsoft and 2 month paid expenses trip to a location of our choice...

Bill said he would give me a wonker tomorrow after talking to his lawyers !!!

[EDIT]

Our team now has the new MICROSOFT OS source code (donated has a gesture of good will), the project is going to be renamed by us and fully rewritten in purebasic to be used with our 1bit engine 8O

We have now openned a contest for the NEW OS name !!!

Post by **freak** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 10:54 pm

> We have now openned a contest for the NEW OS name !!!

ShortHorn ?

Saboteur · Post by **Saboteur** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:29 pm

H2Orn?

Danilo · Post by **Danilo** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 8:54 am

Num3 wrote:Our team now has the new MICROSOFT OS source code

Some Men in Black (MiB) will visit you within the next few days,
be prepared...

TronDoc · Post by **TronDoc** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 10:00 am

freak wrote:ShortHorn ?

...too long... SHorn?

freedimension · Post by **freedimension** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:07 pm

TronDoc wrote:
freak wrote:ShortHorn ?
...too long... SHorn?

What about SH?
Ah, what the heck, everybody knows that 1 means ShortHorn when uncompressed

Pretty cool compression utility you programmed, guys. Redundancies from 99.9999999% up to 100%. Never seen that anywhere. Let's call it WinOne (like WinAce, WinZip ...) or brief 1 (everybody knows that 1 also means Win1, don't we?)

blueznl · Post by **blueznl** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:28 pm

One.

definitely the best name for an OS: simply call it One

i mean, microsoft knew about their inferior attempts from the start, which is why there never was a real Dos 1.0, or Windows 1.0, they settled for second place from the start, waiting for us to take the lead...

ONE

the one

the only one

one... period.

the one for the road

there can only be one

the one that makes us money

not the other one everybody is talking about