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Two strings
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:15 am
by netmaestro
Two strings walk into a bar. The first one says, 'Bartender! Bartender! I want a drink!'. The second one says, 'Bartender! Bartender! I want a drink tooBlaaaaaaaaah eeeeeeeek yaaaaaaak oooooooh'. The first one says, "Please excuse my friend. He isn't null terminated."
Re: Two strings
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:07 am
by Fangbeast
A string tries to walk into a bar and the barman says that they don't serve string.
The string walks behind the alley, cuts his hair at odd lengths and messes it up and walks back to the bar and tries to get in again..
"Scuse me mate, but aren't you a piece of string??"
"Frayed knot mate"
Re: Two strings
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:01 pm
by bembulak
She-String says to He-String:"I can't concatenate with you, you've got a bad character!"
Re: Two strings
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:23 pm
by ts-soft
Re: Two strings
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:30 pm
by MachineCode
Err, Fangbeast already did that one above.
Re: Two strings
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:28 pm
by Trond
"Bill": How come your team played with one more player?!?
"Bob": I wasn't ref counted.
Re: Two strings
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:03 am
by the.weavster
Two g strings:
Re: Two strings
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:40 am
by Kiffi
Re: Two strings
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:44 pm
by Rook Zimbabwe
Two blondes walk into a bar...
And if the second one hadn't been a blonde she would have ducked!
Re: Two strings
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:40 pm
by Nituvious
Rook Zimbabwe wrote:Two blondes walk into a bar...
And if the second one hadn't been a blonde she would have ducked!
But was she ANSI compliant?
Re: Two strings
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:38 am
by luis
netmaestro wrote:Two strings walk into a bar.
I like
bembulak wrote:She-String says to He-String
I like
Re: Two strings
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:04 pm
by ts-soft
two hot pants:
oops
Re: Two strings
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:09 pm
by Fangbeast
[quote="ts-soft"]two hot pants:
The first one is nice.
The second is sending me into therapy for the rest of my life with ruined eyeballs. I will send you my doctor's bill!!
Re: Two strings
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:44 pm
by Rook Zimbabwe
BLIND... I AM BLIND!!! I am sending you my doctors bill as well as a bill for my lunch! I lost my lunch as well as my eyesight when I saw that pic...
HOFF posted as retaliation!!!
Re: Two strings
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:22 pm
by Rook Zimbabwe
I killed it...
CLEAR! [attempt to revive]
How do you kill a circus?
You go for the juggler.
Didja hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
It's got great food, but no atmosphere.
Remember alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive.
I'm addicted to placebos.
I'd give them up but it wouldn't make any difference.
