Two strings

netmaestro · Post by **netmaestro** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:15 am

Two strings walk into a bar. The first one says, 'Bartender! Bartender! I want a drink!'. The second one says, 'Bartender! Bartender! I want a drink tooBlaaaaaaaaah eeeeeeeek yaaaaaaak oooooooh'. The first one says, "Please excuse my friend. He isn't null terminated."

Fangbeast · Post by **Fangbeast** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:07 am

A string tries to walk into a bar and the barman says that they don't serve string.

The string walks behind the alley, cuts his hair at odd lengths and messes it up and walks back to the bar and tries to get in again..

"Scuse me mate, but aren't you a piece of string??"

"Frayed knot mate"

bembulak · Post by **bembulak** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:01 pm

She-String says to He-String:"I can't concatenate with you, you've got a bad character!"

ts-soft · Post by **ts-soft** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:23 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3evHM3Lqcro

MachineCode · Post by **MachineCode** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:30 pm

ts-soft wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3evHM3Lqcro

Err, Fangbeast already did that one above.

Trond · Post by **Trond** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:28 pm

"Bill": How come your team played with one more player?!?
"Bob": I wasn't ref counted.

the.weavster · Post by **the.weavster** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:03 am

Two g strings:

Post by **Kiffi** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:40 am

getStringFromObj();

Rook Zimbabwe · Post by **Rook Zimbabwe** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:44 pm

Two blondes walk into a bar...
And if the second one hadn't been a blonde she would have ducked!

Nituvious · Post by **Nituvious** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:40 pm

Rook Zimbabwe wrote:Two blondes walk into a bar...
And if the second one hadn't been a blonde she would have ducked!

But was she ANSI compliant?

luis · Post by **luis** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:38 am

netmaestro wrote:Two strings walk into a bar.

I like

bembulak wrote:She-String says to He-String

I like

ts-soft · Post by **ts-soft** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:04 pm

two hot pants:

oops

Fangbeast · Post by **Fangbeast** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:09 pm

[quote="ts-soft"]two hot pants:

The first one is nice.

The second is sending me into therapy for the rest of my life with ruined eyeballs. I will send you my doctor's bill!!

Rook Zimbabwe · Post by **Rook Zimbabwe** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:44 pm

BLIND... I AM BLIND!!! I am sending you my doctors bill as well as a bill for my lunch! I lost my lunch as well as my eyesight when I saw that pic...

HOFF posted as retaliation!!!

Rook Zimbabwe · Post by **Rook Zimbabwe** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:22 pm

I killed it...
CLEAR! [attempt to revive]
How do you kill a circus?
You go for the juggler.

Didja hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
It's got great food, but no atmosphere.

Remember alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive.

I'm addicted to placebos.
I'd give them up but it wouldn't make any difference.

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