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[Rook Zimbabwe]

OK this is a HOOT and a HALF!!!

Y'all remember those stoopid days when we would see the "hackers" flailing madly on their keyboards in the movies and on TV spouting nonsense and typing a million lines of obfuscated C code a miniute...

http://hackertyper.net/

Now YOU CAN TOO!!!

there is a small popup in the top... click the X onthe top right to kill and BETTER open in Sandboxie but enjoy it on default settings... it will completely impress the incompetent

[gnasen]

pure awesomeness, just love it

[c4s]

Haha great! Don't forget to press F11 to put the browser window into fullscreen mode for the best effect.

[idle]

Now that's the type of feature we need for the IDE!
bang keys get results!

[Rook Zimbabwe]

Now that's the type of feature we need for the IDE!
bang keys get results!

Is THAT why most of my code doesn't werk???

[idle]

Now that's the type of feature we need for the IDE!
bang keys get results!

Is THAT why most of my code doesn't werk???

I tried using my head once but it didn't work either!

[djes]

I type faster

[Nituvious]

This is totally unrelated, but I had fun writing it.

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Procedure.s Leet(string.s)

	Static NewMap Character.s(26)
	Character.s("a") = "@ÀÁÂÃÄÅàáâãäå"
	Character.s("b") = "8ß"
	Character.s("c") = "©çÇ¢"
	Character.s("d") = "Ð"
	Character.s("e") = "€3èéêëÈÉÊË"
	Character.s("f") = "f"+Chr(131)
	Character.s("g") = "g6"
	Character.s("h") = "#h"
	Character.s("i") = "!ÌÍÎÏìíîï"
	Character.s("j") = "j"
	Character.s("k") = "K"
	Character.s("l") = "£1"
	Character.s("m") = "m"
	Character.s("n") = "Ññ"
	Character.s("o") = "0öõôóòðÖÕÔÓÒØ"
	Character.s("p") = "þÞ"
	Character.s("q") = "¶"
	Character.s("r") = "®2"
	Character.s("s") = "$§5"+Chr(138)+Chr(154)
	Character.s("t") = "t7"+Chr(134);+Chr(135)
	Character.s("u") = "ûúùÜÛÚÙµ"
	Character.s("v") = "v"
	Character.s("w") = "w"
	Character.s("x") = "×X"
	Character.s("y") = "ÿýÝ¥"+Chr(159)
	Character.s("z") = "z"+Chr(158)+Chr(142)

	For first_l.l = 1 To Len(string.s)
		If Character(Mid(LCase(string.s), first_l.l,1)) = "" : _string.s + Mid(LCase(string.s), first_l.l,1) : Else
			_string.s + Mid(Character(Mid(LCase(string.s), first_l.l,1)),Random(Len(Character(Mid(LCase(string.s), first_l.l,1)))),1)
		EndIf
	Next

	ProcedureReturn _string.s

EndProcedure

[Rook Zimbabwe]

I added this to the bottom for our coding challenged friends:

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Debug Leet("This is a horrible tool, DUDE!!!")
Debug Leet("Your mama wears combat boots!")
Debug Leet("Now is the time for all good men to come to the aide of their oppressive governments!")

Turned DEBUG on and got this:

†#Í5 !$ à #Ô22Ï8£ê tðó£, ÐùÐê!!!
ÝØù® mämÄ wÈÅ®$ ÇÔm8Àt 80Õt$!
ñòw !$ 7h3 tÎmé ƒð2 @£1 gòÔÐ mËÑ tô ©ðmÈ 7Ö †hë @îÐÊ ðf 7#Èì® ÒÞÞ®€Š5ÌvË 6Ôvë2ñm€Ñ7Š!

[KJ67]

This is totally unrelated, but I had fun writing it.

Thanks!
This could be fun to (ab)use on a college of mine.

I'm adding two things to my version;
- Lazy evaluation. The assignment of a static map needs only to be done ones; so that part could be in a "if MapSize(Character())=0" clause.
- Have to find some nice international coding too.

[Nituvious]

Yeah, it's kind of funny to use
I added an additional procedure that grabs input and replaces it with the map key on the fly. So it can be used with a chatting program to annoy friends and such.
That one isn't as much fun.. My friendlist shrunk 3 sizes while debugging.