[Funny] Colonoscopy comments

Fangbeast · Post by **Fangbeast** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:31 pm

[A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies.]

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

Dare · Post by **Dare** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:34 pm

Was almost literally rolling on the floor laughing!

Fangbeast · Post by **Fangbeast** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:37 pm

read the other two posts, my eyes are wet and my chest hurts!!

Dare · Post by **Dare** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:43 pm

* Pours beer onto the fangle's tongue. *

No wait - wrong thread!

Dare · Post by **Dare** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:49 pm

Maaaaaaaaate!

Best laugh I have had all day. And yesterday! And the day before. And ...

Onya!

srod · Post by **srod** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:50 pm

That last one's priceless!

Dare · Post by **Dare** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:54 pm

Yes. Best of a good bunch.

Fangbeast · Post by **Fangbeast** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:12 pm

Worst part about adding these sort of posts is that I have to read them through first and the whole house is asleep. Do you know how much it hurts to laugh out loud in a whisper????

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[Funny] Colonoscopy comments

[Funny] Colonoscopy comments

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