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POLICE CALLED TO DAYCARE CENTRE FIND 3-YEAR-OLD RESISTING A REST

MAN WHO LOST LEFT SIDE IN ACCIDENT ALL RIGHT NOW

THIEF STEALS CALENDAR, GETS TWELVE MONTHS

LOS ANGELES SMOG LIFTS -UCLA.

MATH PROFESSOR LOSES TEMPER

Does number on blackboard

DEAD BATTERIES GIVEN OUT FREE OF CHARGE

OPTOMETRIST FALLS INTO LENS GRINDER

Makes spectacle of self

SANDRA JOHNSON MARRIES

Gets new name and a dress

PIANO FALLS DOWN MINE SHAFT -By A flat miner.

MAN WHO FELL INTO UPHOLSTERY MACHINE FULLY RECOVERED

WOMAN DYES AT SIGHT OF GRAY HAIR

BAKERS TRADE SECRETS AT CONVENTION

On a knead to know basis

Boooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

My roommate in college used to exist on extreme puns and audio tapes of Star Trek TOS which he listened to while studying.

The fact that he actually knew every line and repeated them about 1/2 a second ahead of the actors was incredibly annoying.

This was why I tried to throw him out the window of the dorm room...

The RA sided with me on that one.