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Boooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! 
My roommate in college used to exist on extreme puns and audio tapes of Star Trek TOS which he listened to while studying.
The fact that he actually knew every line and repeated them about 1/2 a second ahead of the actors was incredibly annoying.
This was why I tried to throw him out the window of the dorm room...
The RA sided with me on that one.
My roommate in college used to exist on extreme puns and audio tapes of Star Trek TOS which he listened to while studying.
The fact that he actually knew every line and repeated them about 1/2 a second ahead of the actors was incredibly annoying.
This was why I tried to throw him out the window of the dorm room...
The RA sided with me on that one.
