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Sep 19 10:11:52 <Dare2> Once upon a time, looking to squeeze an extra $ on bandwidth usage ...
Sep 19 10:12:56 <DarkDragon> ... we downloaded a new program called PureBasic ...
Sep 19 10:13:35 <Num3> (Imperial March song in the background)
Sep 19 10:14:02 <dracflamloc> which made no sense, but we saved bandwidth somehow
Sep 19 10:15:21 <Num3> "and all was going well... until Fred went on vacation"
Sep 19 10:16:28 <Dare2> That was symbolic of the server going down!
Sep 19 10:17:14 <DarkDragon> "... that means Fred has given up PureBasic ..."
Sep 19 10:17:41 <Dare2> And taken up C++ to the dismay of all
Sep 19 10:17:45 <dracflamloc> "We knew it'd be a long cold winter without Fred. event though it was summer", Num3
Sep 19 10:18:43 <Num3> "The evil fat provider unplugged the forums server! The sick bastard!", Dare2
Sep 19 10:19:14 <Dare2> hehe, said the sick bastard, this fix that bloat-free language! -> Darkdragon
Sep 19 10:19:57 <DarkDragon> "Fred doesn't know what do do and he felt boring", dracflamloc
Sep 19 10:20:49 <dracflamloc> "Freds absesnse caused a great panic among the others, and Berikco started flinging chairs at people like steve ballmer"
Sep 19 10:21:40 <Num3> "we need to think something up! so we all went to the IRC channel", Dare2
Sep 19 10:22:06 <Dare2> There a clever plot was hatched to restore the boards! -> DarkDragon
Sep 19 10:22:41 <DarkDragon> "The IRC Channel also went down" -> dracflamloc
Sep 19 10:23:29 <dracflamloc> "yet somehow we remained. the brave travellers of #purebasic wandered on. hungry and deperate, they started seeing certain things..."
Sep 19 10:24:29 <Num3> "We were suspicious of Fred's vacation.... He was abducted by aliens and subjected to the Anal Probe Device !", dare2
Sep 19 10:24:51 <Dare2> Shocked, the others mugged Eric and ate his pizza!
Sep 19 10:25:25 <dracflamloc> "Full of week old pizza, the travellers went on in search of Fred..." num3
Sep 19 10:27:07 <Num3> "the aged pizza made all coders have gases..... it was a bad trip to the evil castle", Dare2
Sep 19 10:27:51 <Dare2> Chased by Eric (and avoiding DarkDragons smelly lair) the questors hunted on --> Drac
Sep 19 10:29:55 <dracflamloc> "deep into the castle they went, seeking out the guidance of the one who could show them the way... an awful stench fillled the air" num3
Sep 19 10:31:16 <Num3> " DarkDragon had farted again.... because we had liten some torches a huge explosion iluminated the cave." -> Dare2
Sep 19 10:31:46 <Dare2> It was a traumatic experience. Shaken, the adventurers fled!
Sep 19 10:32:35 <dracflamloc> "i thought we were in a castle but was apparently mistaken. darkdragons fart had attracte d alarge and hideous beast known as..."
Sep 19 10:34:09 <Num3> "David Hasselof !!!! The quester begun to feel real fear for the first time.... (we could smeel it)!", dare
Sep 19 10:34:53 <Dare2> We hung around to enjoy the aroma for a while, then moved on. -> Eric?
Sep 19 10:36:16 <dracflamloc> "little did the travellers know, but hasselhoff was following close behind. when all of a sudden..." num3
Sep 19 10:37:27 <Num3> "we rolled a joint and passed it around... good grass.... we where feeling woozie when ...." -> dare
Sep 19 10:38:30 <Dare2> When we remembered who was following us. -> dracflamloc
Sep 19 10:39:30 <dracflamloc> "hasselhoff let out a large roar and trapped Num3 between his legs" -> num3
Sep 19 10:40:42 <Num3> "Wow! If you think DarkDragon smells you should smell David's growings - Num3 screams .... " - dare
Sep 19 10:41:34 <Dare2> Thoroughly shaken, Dare2 flees, abandoning the rest!
Sep 19 10:42:12 <dracflamloc> "until dracflamloc trips him, throws him into hasselhoff as a distraction, then runs by, entering a large oval room with a single man in the center..." -> num3
Sep 19 10:43:45 <Num3> "has by magic, dracflamloc was wearing a dress and a wig .... the man in the center says: "Monica! - Come are ! " - drac
Sep 19 10:45:38 <dracflamloc> "dracflamloc then pulled out a rocket launcher and fired directly at hasselhoff. the rocket bounced off his chest, and ricochet into the ceiling..." num3
Sep 19 10:47:16 <Num3> "by luck, Micheal Jackson was in the room taking a crapper, and the missile hit's him..... distracting hasseloff attention" dare
Sep 19 10:47:58 <Dare2> With Dare2's absence, the intrepid adventurers are now down to three. Will they survive?
Sep 19 10:49:50 <dracflamloc> "then by a stroke of genius, Num3 bit into hasselhoff's leg and allowed dare2 to escape... but at what cost?" num3
Sep 19 10:50:57 <Num3> "with only one eye, one arm, one leg and one ball, num3 was still alive.... Dare2 ran, and ran..... and a scream was eard in one of the cave paths" - dare
Sep 19 10:51:38 <Dare2> It was Eric. The hot cheese had attracted everyone and they recovered the pizza!
Sep 19 10:53:47 <dracflamloc> "after recovering the magic pizza the travellers warped back to the castle from which they came, and determined to rescue the beautiful Princess Rings..." num3
Sep 19 10:55:18 <Num3> "Num3 hoped behind the group, until they reached the Colossal Maze! ... Good thing we had brought a GPS ..." - Dare2
Sep 19 10:56:24 <Dare2> Confused, In a maze of twisty little passageways, all alike, they went in circles.
Sep 19 10:58:14 <dracflamloc> "in the far distance they could hear the cries of the lovely Princess Rings, being attacked by the angry Berikco. Running, the travellers were still lost in the maze, but Dare2 was not about to give up. 'I've come too far to reaching my goal of love with Rings and I won't stop now!'" Sep 19 10:59:01 <Dare2> Now I'm really running away!
Sep 19 10:59:54 <Num3> "The group picked the dismembered body of Num3 a cast him far into the sky -'I can fly' he screamed before hiting the hard floor.... the plan had worked Num3 saw the maze and knew the way out... " dare2
Sep 19 11:01:42 <Dare2> "Gathering up and assembling the bloat-free body parts the adventurers asked num3 how to escape." -> dracflamloc
Sep 19 11:03:50 <dracflamloc> "he responded. 'you must feel the essence of the bloat around you, go through the bloat, and only then will you come out free'. knowing what to do, dracflamloc took the purebasic survival kit and created a ladder from optimized asm. They climbed the ladder, and finally reached the top. Opening the trap door into the room of Princess Rings..." -> Num3,Darkdragon?
Sep 19 11:05:29 <DarkDragon> "... The princess Rings got a nap in dracflamlocs arms." -> Num3 X-D
Sep 19 11:06:56 <dracflamloc> "Despite Rings feeling for him, there were more pressing matters at hand. the evil Berikco was still flinging chairs at the travellers. Hope was slipping away fast. They had to do SOMETHING!"
Sep 19 11:08:08 <DarkDragon> "Berikco hit's thefool with a chair, and thefool forgets the word ****"
Sep 19 11:08:51 <dracflamloc> "Not sure how he got into the castle, thefool stumbled into the evil Berikco, sending him plummenting out the window to his grave"
Sep 19 11:10:37 <dracflamloc> "And thus Princess Rings and Dare2 would be happy together forever, and the world was free from bloat forever... or was it???"
Sep 19 11:10:42 <dracflamloc> "THE END"
I didn't thought you will post it.
my pizza...... 
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