funny C code

[jack]

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[quote author=QvasiModo link=topic=21380.msg161586#msg161586 date=1120065955]
Some funny code found on the net, it's supposed to really compile and work (haven't tried though):

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char*lie;

       double time, me= !0XFACE,

       not; int rested,   get, out;

       main(ly, die) char ly, **die ;{

           signed char lotte,


dear; (char)lotte--;

       for(get= !me;; not){

       1 -  out & out ;lie;{

       char lotte, my= dear,

       **let= !!me *!not+ ++die;

           (char*)(lie=


"The gloves are OFF this time, I detest you, snot\n\0sed GEEK!");

       do {not= *lie++ & 0xF00L* !me;

       #define love (char*)lie -

       love 1s *!(not= atoi(let

       [get -me?

           (char)lotte-


(char)lotte: my- *love -

       'I'  -  *love -  'U' -

       'I'  -  (long)  - 4 - 'U' ])- !!

       (time  =out=  'a'));} while( my - dear

       && 'I'-1l  -get-  'a'); break;}}

           (char)*lie++;


(char)*lie++, (char)*lie++; hell:0, (char)*lie;

       get *out* (short)ly   -0-'R'-  get- 'a'^rested;

       do {auto*eroticism,

       that; puts(*( out

           - 'c'

-('P'-'S') +die+ -2 ));}while(!"you're at it");


for (*((char*)&lotte)^=

       (char)lotte; (love ly) [(char)++lotte+

       !!0xBABE];){ if ('I' -lie[ 2 +(char)lotte]){ 'I'-1l ***die; }

       else{ if ('I' * get *out* ('I'-1l **die[ 2 ])) *((char*)&lotte) -=

       '4' - ('I'-1l); not; for(get=!


get; !out; (char)*lie  &  0xD0- !not) return!!

       (char)lotte;}


(char)lotte;

       do{ not* putchar(lie [out

       *!not* !!me +(char)lotte]);

       not; for(;!'a';);}while(

           love (char*)lie);{


register this; switch( (char)lie

       [(char)lotte] -1s *!out) {

       char*les, get= 0xFF, my; case' ':

       *((char*)&lotte) += 15; !not +(char)*lie*'s';

       this +1s+ not; default: 0xF +(char*)lie;}}}

       get - !out;

       if (not--)

       goto hell;

           exit( (char)lotte);}

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[Dare2]

[xgp]

How about this one:

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/* Source Code Windows 2000 */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
  while(!CRASHED)
  {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();

    if (first_time_installation)
      {
      make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
      do_nothing_loop();
      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
      make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
      disable_Netscape();
      disable_RealPlayer();
      disable_Lotus_Products();
      hang_system();
      } //if
    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();

    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_31();
    do_nothing_loop();
    } // if
  } //while

  if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();

  if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
    set_mouse(action,jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
    } //if

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
  printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

  if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt)
  else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

  while(something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    } // while
  create_general_protection_fault();

} // main

[tinman]

How about this one:

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char make_prog_look_big(16000000);

:wink:

You obviously got some beta code there, since that line won't compile. Sure this isn't Longhorn? ;p

[sec]

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auto accident;
register voters;
static electricity;
struct by_lightning;
void *where_prohibited;
char broiled;
short circuit;
short changed;
long johns;
unsigned long letter;
double entendre;
double trouble;
union organizer;
union jack;
float valve;
short pants;
union station;
void check; unsigned check;
struct dumb by[sizeof member];
union onion;	/*submitted by srp*/

/*if GCC extensions are allowed -- Dave Gilbert */
long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

/* Submitted by James Buchanan */

const ipated;
case closed:
double or_nothing;
short sighted;
void if_removed;    /* warranty */
volatile buggy_code;
unsigned anonymous;
int erbreed;    /* duelling banjos */

/* Borland's additional C keywords */:
huge penis;
interrupt ed;
near sighted;
far out;


men()
{
   goto pub;
  pub:
   return pissed;
}

women()
{
   goto bathroom;
  bathroom:
   while (1) ;
}

http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/declarations.html

[dagcrack]

Don't you guys have something to do? - Where do you get all that spare time from????!!!!????!!!!???!!!! and even more "!!!!!!!!???!!!!"!!!!

[Tommeh]

Here you go guys, some PB code for it

And it does execute just fine

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Global YouAre
!PureBasic equ

Procedure Clueless()
!go equ
YouAre = 1
!forums equ
ProcedureReturn 0
EndProcedure

Procedure A_PureBasic_User()
!the equ
!Then equ
YouAre = 0
!on equ
ProcedureReturn 1
EndProcedure


If You = ClueLess() And YouAre = A_PureBasic_User()
!         Then go on the PureBasic forums
EndIf