Great Kickstarter Idea!! ;)

PrincieD · Post by **PrincieD** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:17 pm

After spending 2 hours cleaning up my forums from spam today I think we should start a new Kickstarter project where people donate money to hire some elite hit-men to track down those bloody spammers and kill them lol

srod · Post by **srod** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:14 pm

I'll do it for free!

PrincieD · Post by **PrincieD** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:36 pm

haha

Pledge $50 and receive a t-shirt with the slogan "I helped kill a spammer and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"

Pledge $150 and get to choose the grizzly demise of the spammer from a variety of outlandish and painful scenarios.

Pledge $250 or more and you will receive a body part of the spammer of your choosing to hang up on your wall, attach to a key chain or hang from your car mirror.

Mohawk70 · Post by **Mohawk70** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:41 pm

PrincieD wrote: Pledge $150 and get to choose the grizzly demise of the spammer from a variety of outlandish and painful scenarios.

Pledge $250 or more and you will receive a body part of the spammer of your choosing to hang up on your wall, attach to a key chain or hang from your car mirror.

Looking for partners in this venture ? I'm in ...

PrincieD · Post by **PrincieD** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:44 pm

Mohawk70 wrote:Looking for partners in this venture ? I'm in ...

hehe awesome, welcome to the team!

unfortunately from the Kickstarters guide under prohibited content "Projects promoting or glorifying acts of violence" damn! there goes another great idea

meh.

Chris.

blueznl · Post by **blueznl** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:04 pm

I'm not sure if this should be considered 'violence'. I'd rather call it 'corrective measures'.

Still, there's nothing wrong with arranging it as if it was a traffic accident...

IdeasVacuum · Post by **IdeasVacuum** » Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:14 am

Weapon of choice - a tin of spam.

PrincieD · Post by **PrincieD** » Sat Nov 17, 2012 7:36 pm

blueznl wrote:I'm not sure if this should be considered 'violence'. I'd rather call it 'corrective measures'.

I like the way you think

IdeasVacuum wrote:Weapon of choice - a tin of spam.

haha I can just see the coroner's report now, "cause of death, spam overdose" ahh the irony

Chris.

nco2k · Post by **nco2k** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:29 am

kill them? arent we more civilized than that? we should track them down and force them to write a handwritten apology letter for every single spam. once they are done, we can hang them by the balls in the middle of time square. yes that sounds about right.

c ya,
nco2k

PrincieD · Post by **PrincieD** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:38 pm

nco2k wrote:kill them? arent we more civilized than that? we should track them down and force them to write a handwritten apology letter for every single spam. once they are done, we can hang them by the balls in the middle of time square. yes that sounds about right.

Actually, that is an even better idea!!

and then they would have to wear their scrotum like a belt

Chris.

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