If you love Kwaï chang caïne post here!

For everything that's not in any way related to PureBasic. General chat etc...
LuCiFeR[SD]
666
666
Posts: 1033
Joined: Mon Sep 01, 2003 2:33 pm

If you love Kwaï chang caïne post here!

Post by LuCiFeR[SD] »

I would just like to say that I am a HUGE fan of Kwaï chang caïne! This crazy Frenchman has made me smile and laugh so much this year that I thought I would create a thread about it :P

Kwaï chang caïne I think you are one of the greatest people who has ever lived! The amount of times I have fallen off my chair laughing over some of your more "unusual" comments are to numerous to count. I ALMOST broke my keyboard and monitor once when I tried to laugh with a mouthful of beer :P. Needless to say, I had to run and find something to wipe the beer off everything it covered! :twisted:

Have a very good christmas and a prosperous new year!
Sparkie
PureBatMan Forever
PureBatMan Forever
Posts: 2307
Joined: Tue Feb 10, 2004 3:07 am
Location: Ohio, USA

Post by Sparkie »

Add me to the list of KCC fans. 8)

I don't know what I'd do if I went a day without at least one of his whacky KCC ---> English translations. :lol:
What goes around comes around.

PB 5.21 LTS (x86) - Windows 8.1
Inf0Byt3
PureBasic Fanatic
PureBasic Fanatic
Posts: 2236
Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:15 pm
Location: Elbonia

Post by Inf0Byt3 »

Indeed his way of writing in english is funny but i like it :D.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. (Goethe)
User avatar
Fluid Byte
Addict
Addict
Posts: 2336
Joined: Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:41 am
Location: Berlin, Germany

Post by Fluid Byte »

<--- KCC ADDICT! :lol: :P 8)
Windows 10 Pro, 64-Bit / Whose Hoff is it anyway?
User avatar
djes
Addict
Addict
Posts: 1806
Joined: Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:46 pm
Location: Pas-de-Calais, France

Post by djes »

And now... It's done. On the french forums, we were wondering when KCC would have fans.
Surely you don't know but... He's the same in french. Maybe it's why he can't speak english very well. Because its french is "untranslatable".
:lol:
SFSxOI
Addict
Addict
Posts: 2970
Joined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:24 pm
Location: Where ya would never look.....

Post by SFSxOI »

I thought he was Chineese? I was going to join his fan club when I thought he was chineese, but now that he's french, well.....

:)
User avatar
idle
Always Here
Always Here
Posts: 5835
Joined: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:52 am
Location: New Zealand

Post by idle »

KCC always manages to bring a smile to my face.
PB
PureBasic Expert
PureBasic Expert
Posts: 7581
Joined: Fri Apr 25, 2003 5:24 pm

Post by PB »

KCC is the best! I read all his posts, even if I can't help him, because they
are always so funny! :D
I compile using 5.31 (x86) on Win 7 Ultimate (64-bit).
"PureBasic won't be object oriented, period" - Fred.
srod
PureBasic Expert
PureBasic Expert
Posts: 10589
Joined: Wed Oct 29, 2003 4:35 pm
Location: Beyond the pale...

Post by srod »

KCC's posts have screwed up an entire generation of English speaking kids; it's going to take may long years of intense therapy to put them right again! Indeed, my psychiatrist has banned me from reading any more of KCC's posts, at least not without stuffing a pair of knitting needles up my nostrils and tying a knotted handkerchief on my head first! Wibble..... :wink:

Happy Xmas Kwai!
I may look like a mule, but I'm not a complete ass.
User avatar
Kwai chang caine
Always Here
Always Here
Posts: 5494
Joined: Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:42 pm
Location: Lyon - France

Post by Kwai chang caine »

I don't have enough word in the dictionary to say you thanks :D
Thanks, it's too small :cry:
In French there are much word to say THANKS
But in english, I know that thanks :oops:
It's the reason why, there are 158935434334 thanks in this thread :lol:

DJES have right ...it's more difficult for me to talk to you.
Me and my friend GOOGLE fight all the day for speak your nice language.
For talk with you, i have go out my old books of english.

"Let's go", Lesson one
Hello my name is KCC
Repeat after me.


I have record all the lesson in PC, and learning it in loop all the day,

I have also buy a MP3 and all the night, i have put it in my ears, and i say, Huuum, my name is roooonnn hummmm hello, .............and after Kcc, hummmmm roooonnn nobody can repeat roooonnn :oops:

I eat much corn flakes, coca "biiip" col "biiip" (No publicity :D), i have take 20 kg more
In a little time, i'm more heavy that a cow :lol:

For to be american/english, I have buy a saddle of horse for eat, no chair
This is the proof, it's a real picture of my kitchen / Living-room, because i have obviously a "American Kitchen" like it's said in french

Image

And on my ground kitchen, this is my personal little mouse (But american version :D)

Image

I have even buy, a toilet paper, writting in english.
Like this, i can learn all the time. :lol:
Excuse me, but you know i can't put a picture of my toilet, for not offend childrens :lol:

In my terrace, i have put a statue, that i'm sure you don't know what is it ?????

Image

And for the final.
I have found a little women unindentified, of 22 feets of hight, for put later in my living room
I give you a picture of backside, because she don't want that you recognize her.
She is too shy :lol:

Image

Well thanks to you, i see the life with another side. 8)

And today, with this THREAD of LUCIFER, i know i have some friends,
And it's the most big present for me
I say to him, a thousand of thanks and also another different things ..... thanks :D

With this thread i don't believe that i see :shock:

My hero SPARKIE :shock:

I look all his FILM like a little children before the TV

SPARKIE and the CALLBACK
SPARKIE in the middle of the Procedure
SPARKIE fight the bad bug
SPARKIE save the code
SPARKIE the last action hero
STAR SPARKIE WARS
The return of the SPARKIE
BEN SPARKUR
SPARKTANIC :D
.
.

Well my heroes, SPARKIE, IDDLE, FLUID BYTE, PB and excuse me for the other, but much of you, don't write in this forum, and i don't know it.

That' s sure, i love all the programmer who know more than me.
It's the reason why.................... i love all the FORUM :D

I don't want to make cry anybody, (Because i'm a buffoon, and the buffoon is here to make smiling :D ), but i never have a good life, it's like that :cry:
It's the reason why i hate christmas :cry:
But today you give to me the better present, for 36 years ago 8)
Any word can explain to you, the pleasure that you give to me.

It's real, i love you.
But it's not only for christmas, where all people love all people, me i love you all the day.
I'm a bad man in the live, but i treat myself all the day
You learn to me, that donate, it's more important that take. 8)
For me with you, it's CHRISTMAS all the days.......

I believe i disturb you, with my stranges questions, WINDOWS AERO, ALL PC IN SERVER, but i want to say to you, it's not always a joke :?
It's a really question, and all of you laugh, and no answer :cry:
And KCC is "alone in the dark" like the soft :lol:
And i have nobody, just you, and french forum, for learn purebasic :cry:

Sometime KCC have a real question, please, please, please, help the poor KCC, donate a litle bit of your knowledge.
Just 10% of your knowledge and KCC is full :D

I want to thanks DJES, who give me this link, in the french forum :wink:
Also all the member of french forum who is much kind with a mule :oops:
Also KIFFY who stand up for me in the deutch forum ... :wink:
TSSOFT who explain to me many things
I want also to thanks IDDLE and PSYCHOPHANTA who has very very kind with his buffoon 8)
And SROD obviously, who not dare to write in a thread of KCC.
I don't talk of FRED, ............. my emperor, at my opinion, it's surely the last thread who he answer me :oops:

Well, it's a better day of my life for a long time ago.
I have the eyes full of water, and yet, it's not raining out 8)
I wish you the better happiness that i can give to you in this christmas time.
It's a miracle.........christmas exist for the buffoon too :D

Pure Basic it's not a language, but a therapy, a medicament.
FREDSAR have create a familly, like i never see anywhere 8)

It's the reason why, i want to say to him, and his TEAM obviously.
An historical roman speech

========= FREDSAR ============

*** Those who will programming for you, salute you ***


Image

MERRY CHRISTMAS AT ALL MY FRIENDS !!!!

KCC ............the more bad programmer of the word :oops:


































PS: For somebody who have not recognize the woman :lol:
This is the other side
Image
Last edited by Kwai chang caine on Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:01 pm, edited 29 times in total.
ImageThe happiness is a road...
Not a destination
milan1612
Addict
Addict
Posts: 894
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:15 am
Location: Nuremberg, Germany
Contact:

Post by milan1612 »

Merry Christmas Kwaï :wink:
Windows 7 & PureBasic 4.4
User avatar
Kwai chang caine
Always Here
Always Here
Posts: 5494
Joined: Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:42 pm
Location: Lyon - France

Post by Kwai chang caine »

Thanks a lot Einstein1612 :wink:
I wish you the same thing :D
ImageThe happiness is a road...
Not a destination
thefool
Always Here
Always Here
Posts: 5875
Joined: Sat Aug 30, 2003 5:58 pm
Location: Denmark

Post by thefool »

You're the concentrate of french behaviour!

Meant in the good way, of course.
oliv
User
User
Posts: 42
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2003 10:11 am
Location: France

Post by oliv »

thefool wrote:You're the concentrate of french behaviour!

Meant in the good way, of course.
Don't say that !! KCC is not French, not English, not American, not from another country... KCC is international :) , KCC is...... just KCC :)
But the horse in the living room.... I love you KC !!!

Merry christmas :!:
Last edited by oliv on Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:01 pm, edited 2 times in total.
JCV
Enthusiast
Enthusiast
Posts: 580
Joined: Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:30 pm
Location: Philippines

Post by JCV »

:D Really made me smile. 8)
Merry Christmas!

[Registered PB User since 2006]
[PureBasic 6.20][SpiderBasic 2.2]
[RP4 x64][Win 11 x64][Ubuntu x64]
Post Reply