He used to tell me how Potato Chips ("Crisps" to those loyal subjects of the queen noodling about herein...) were invented.
Said a diner on upstate New York advertised Hamburger and Potato Chips (Meaning the UK Version of french fries) and a customer came in and ordered it. The customer was noticed by the manager for three things. #1. He was not wearing a hat or jacket or tie... #2. He compalined that the Potato chips were too thick. (will get to #3 later)
Sent the plate back to the kitchen with that complaint so the cook recut some and friend them up... They came back "Too thick!" So the cook did it again...
They came back again with the same complaint.
So the cook got ticked off and sliced some potatos wafer thin and fried them.
Customer was happy, said they were the best potato chips he had had in his life. Marveled thet the bill was so small, paid and left.
#3. He paid with 2 quarters that were dated 20 years or more in advance of the current date.
My beered up Physics buddy used to insist that this was the perfect example of proof that there are time travellers!!!
