Anyone wrote a (full featured) programming language?

[Baldrick]

I'd consider buying that program too, if the girlfriends boobs weren't on her waist

Ahh, builtin undocumented command

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If Girlfriend_Boobs=Gravity_Wins_Again
 UpTrade(GirlFriend,NewGirlFriend,[Flags]) - Flags: #HairColour|#SkinType|#BodyStyle|#PersonalityStyle
Endif