You know your in trouble when...

Dreglor · Post by **Dreglor** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:31 am

You know your in trouble when....
There are more lines of code then there are transistors in your CPU.
When 12 hours is a short time for coding.
When you realize that 42 IS the answer.
If you wake up with code on the screen and you ask "I've never seen such horrible code!".
When you take tips of improvement from your pet cat.
When a girl tells you that she did modeling, you ask which program did she use.
When you wonder if you could optimize your fps counter function in order to gain extra fps
When you move development to your parents' computer
When <Insert high caffeine drink> company sends you a Christmas card
When you spend more time debugging the debug code than actually coding
When all the neat features in the Program only work on your own computer
When your Program Only works with the debugger on

Pantcho!! · Post by **Pantcho!!** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:13 am

When you fall asleep while being massaged and trying to tell your girl to remember the X,Y positions of her hand place because its damn good.

Dare · Post by **Dare** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:39 am

hehe.

When ..

.. loading the app is the quickest way to reboot your comp.
.. you find yourself trying to work out how many polygons it took to create a real-life building.
.. your lead programmer refuses to comment code because he doesn't want to add "bloat".
.. your project leader tells you .net is a type of domain name, like .com
.. the deadline is tomorrow and there are more lines in the EULA than there are in your source code.
.. your partner says "I'll just tweak this, it'll only take a second and it can't hurt anything .."
.. you catch yourself saying to your client "This app is bulletproof .."
.. you press shift-delete at 3.45 AM

netmaestro · Post by **netmaestro** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:45 pm

...when you find yourself browsing the "offtopic" section...

techjunkie · Post by **techjunkie** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:59 pm

hehe...

http://www.clean-funnies.com/html/f2150.htm

Joakim Christiansen · Post by **Joakim Christiansen** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:16 pm

When you ask a doctor to debug your cat.

netmaestro · Post by **netmaestro** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:19 pm

..When you breathe a sigh of relief because you successfully avoided two hours of planning by doing three weeks of programming.

techjunkie · Post by **techjunkie** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:01 pm

...when you actually begin to enjoy Trond's Bug Reports!

ricardo · Post by **ricardo** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:10 pm

... When, taking a shower, you try to give a click to your soap bar!!

FloHimself · Post by **FloHimself** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:24 pm

... when AOL releases your search queries to the public!