Pick-up line. What's your?

Killswitch · Post by **Killswitch** » Sun May 07, 2006 9:58 pm

Ha! Wait and see how freaked out you are when your girlfriend goes 'Damn, she's hot - how about you, her and me?'.

SoulReaper · Post by **SoulReaper** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:57 pm

@Killswitch

Wishfull Thinking!

Killswitch · Post by **Killswitch** » Mon May 08, 2006 5:53 pm

I wish...I have some storys to tell...

dracflamloc · Post by **dracflamloc** » Mon May 08, 2006 6:54 pm

"Hey baby... I'd like to stick my 1 in your 0 if you know what I mean..."

(Just thought that up on the fly, but it'd probably only work if the girl was silicon-based)

Killswitch · Post by **Killswitch** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:38 pm

If someone ever pulled with that line I'd actually find a way to eat the PB Compiler, I'd be that amazed

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dracflamloc · Post by **dracflamloc** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:52 pm

Oh it will work... it will work...

Just wait until this weekend =)

Trond · Post by **Trond** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:18 pm

dracflamloc wrote:"Hey baby... I'd like to stick my 1 in your 0 if you know what I mean..."

(Just thought that up on the fly, but it'd probably only work if the girl was silicon-based)

define: fly wrote:an opening in a garment that is closed by a zipper or by buttons concealed under a fold of cloth

techjunkie · Post by **techjunkie** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:26 pm

A friend of mine (a mathematician) used this line on a girl once.

Do you want to follow me home and see my new HP48?

Trond · Post by **Trond** » Tue May 09, 2006 3:04 pm

Baby, you turn my software into hardware.

Post by **Dare2** » Tue May 09, 2006 4:14 pm

You guys are BaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaD!

Actually, this is so bad it is funny!

BTW, whatever happened to *blush* - stutter - "drag toe in dirt" - say "gorsh!" - perspire heavily - feel faint - run away and then she takes pity on you.

chromaX · Post by **chromaX** » Tue May 09, 2006 5:05 pm

I always say "Please don't hurt me...".

blueznl · Post by **blueznl** » Wed May 10, 2006 12:47 am

i'm sooo jealous...

all i ever accomplish is: "how much would it cost if..."

then either they eye me up, smile and take my hand, or i get smacked in the face...

dagcrack · Post by **dagcrack** » Wed May 10, 2006 7:57 am

May I compile your source this night?

SFSxOI · Post by **SFSxOI** » Wed May 10, 2006 11:56 am

dagcrack, you don't get out often do you

dagcrack wrote:
May I compile your source this night?

Anyway, try this: http://www.linesthataregood.com/

some selections from the link,

1. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

2. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

3. Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

4. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

5. Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says, "I'm not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"

6. Are those implants?

7. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porshe.

8. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!

9. This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.

10. You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 30. (NOTE: I used something like this once and it actually worked)

11. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

12. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

13. Here is $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

14. Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!