I found a funny thing over the net while browsing my favourite sites.... It's a site with a Shockwave flash program called "Windows Really Good Edition".
You can check it out @ http://home.swbell.net/j-d-h/window.htm
REMEMBER: This is a very annoying flash animation, however, you can close the browser if you're annoyed of it very much.
ALSO: THis is a good way for Linux/Mac users and Windows-haters to show Windows sux. (For me, all OS'es are very good, but Windows is my choice because of good API
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