[08:34] traumatic: Fangles, what a fangtastic day, isn't it?!
[08:34] DarkDragon: hehe
[08:38] * Fangles is traumatised to hear you spray that
[08:39] DarkDragon: maybe I should show that log in the forums when you are finished
[08:40] Fangles: Pity my nick doesn't lend itself to much humour. Perhaps I should change it
[08:41] DarkDragon: hehe
[08:41] Fangles: What's a good name that we could get good mileage out of?
[08:43] DarkDragon: uhm ... *headachestarts* ... hmm
[08:43] Fangles:

[08:44] Fangles: I want another irc episode!!!
[08:44] DarkDragon: hehe yeah
[08:44] * Fangles wants traumatic to play the princess this time:)_:):):)
[08:44] DarkDragon:
[08:45] traumatic: thy will be done
[08:45] * Dreglor worries about this inside joke he's is not aware of...
[08:46] * traumatic gets some chalk
[08:46] Fangles: Oh oh
[08:46] traumatic: oh oh?
[08:47] DarkDragon: he is frightened of chalk
[08:47] traumatic: well, it's meant to pitchup my voice so that can't be the reason
[08:48] DarkDragon:

maybe he doesn't like you speaking like a woman
[08:48] Dreglor: o_O
[08:48] DarkDragon: helium is the better way
[08:50] Fangles: DarkDragon It's those french, crotchless knickers that he wears that scare me
[08:50] Fangles: Andf the naugahide g-string that he never washes
[08:50] DarkDragon: lol
[08:50] Dreglor:

!
[08:51] traumatic: sshhhhhhhh, Fangles. why oh WHY do you have to tell any and everything to everyone. I thought we had secrets?!
[08:52] Fangles: Because the checque didn't reach me and you promised it for the end of last month. And as I couldn't afford to buy presents for all my sluts (oops, I meant friends) because you didn't pay me, I have to shaft you instead!!
[08:52] Fangles: It's in the rules!
[08:52] traumatic: I tell you something, you want me to behave like a princess? There you are: f*** your rules!
[08:53] traumatic: what do I care about your slu.. friends?
[08:53] traumatic: who cares about ME?
[08:53] * traumatic cries
[08:53] traumatic: standing in the kitchen all day long
[08:53] traumatic: ...trying to prepare you an outstanding meal
[08:53] traumatic: you know something?
[08:53] traumatic: I quit
[08:53] traumatic: do whatever you want
[08:53] traumatic: but do it
[08:53] traumatic: ALONE!
[08:54] traumatic: I'm so disappointed, can't even find the right words to describe HOW MUCH
[08:54] * traumatic cries louder
[08:54] * Fangles falls off the chair howling with laughter
[08:54] traumatic: oh fangles... see what you've done...
[08:54] Fangles: Oh my aching cheeks
[08:54] traumatic: you men all think the same!
[08:55] Fangles: Haha, stopit. Damnit, my face is hurting and my eyes are wet
[08:55] traumatic: I'm done
[08:55] traumatic: once and for all
[08:55] * traumatic cries and runs away (like all girls tend to do)
[08:55] Fangles: Thank goodness I am logging all of this. Else no-one else will beleive me
[08:56] * Fangles wonders how much of this is safe to post to "off topic" in the forms:):):)
[08:56] DarkDragon: I will post it
[08:56] DarkDragon:

[08:56] DarkDragon: but go on with the story
[08:56] DarkDragon: ^^
[08:56] DarkDragon: lol
[08:57] traumatic: hmm... guess this is going to be a perfect example of the reasons NOT to join #purebasic
[08:57] DarkDragon: lol
[08:57] DarkDragon: hmm
[08:57] traumatic: Fangles: beer? (sugarfree)
[08:57] Fangles: Is it alcohol free too??
[08:57] Fangles: Or were you calling me a beer?
[08:57] traumatic: sure, it's 9:00AM here
[08:58] traumatic: LMAO
[08:58] DarkDragon: lol
[08:58] Fangles: My wife said I'm very sweet so I don't qualify as sugarfree sadly
[08:58] DarkDragon: lol
[08:58] traumatic: no, I would have called you "bottle of beer" if I meant you
[08:58] * DarkDragon is rofl
[08:59] Xombie: Fangles!
[08:59] Xombie: You were cheating on me, you bastard?!
[08:59] Xombie: Who is this other tramp?!
[08:59] traumatic: hehe, another princess coming along...
[08:59] Fangles: Bottle of beer?? Are you calling me round and fat you tart?? I'll bitch slap you, so help me I will!
[08:59] Xombie: I hate you! All men are the same!
[09:00] Fangles: I'm sorry Xombie darling. It's just the way traumatic leg's shine in the skut light, I was totally hypnotised. He probably spiked my punch too, before she had her way with me
[09:00] Xombie: No wonder you stayed out so late at night. You said you were taking care of you 'cow' but I didn't know you meant traumatic!
[09:01] Xombie: I gave you the best years of my life and this is how you repay me?!
[09:01] traumatic: Xombie, calm down. He's just not worth it, trust me!
[09:01] * Fangles sighs. traumatic is such a lovely cow, absolutely bovine spots, UDDERLy bovine!
[09:01] traumatic: See, he's been cheating on me as well
[09:01] traumatic: as all men do!
[09:01] Xombie: All men are pigs!
[09:01] traumatic: yeah
[09:01] * Xombie turns lesbian and goes off to find a woman
[09:02] DarkDragon:

[09:02] Fangles: Traumatic How dare you put me down, after I gave you the best buffing in your life??? ANd you stiffed me too, ran out screaming in the middle of the night, all because I used a ruber ducky. Damn but you are so fickle
[09:02] Xombie: You can cook your own damn meals from now on. And I'm taking the hamster with me!
[09:02] Fangles: Bugger the hamster!! (Damnit, I think I already did that)
[09:02] DarkDragon: Xombie: how about princess traumatic?
[09:02] * Fangles switches to the fresh ferret crop
[09:03] Xombie: Damaged goods. I'd forever be thinking of Fangles if I hooked up with him (her???) T_T Pining away with thoughts of my broken heart~~
[09:03] * Fangles sneaks over to princess traumatic's suite and removes all the batteries from the vibrating gerbils. "Ha!! Let's see you do without your real man substitute!! I ha BIGGER BATTERIES!!!"
[09:04] Fangles: Damn my spelling
[09:04] traumatic: best buffing in my life? haha, you told you that? you're a wimp, a real loser - DREAM ON!
[09:04] Xombie: And I lied when I said "size doesn't matter!"
[09:05] traumatic: yes, that's another good point
[09:05] traumatic: "size" isn't even the right term
[09:05] traumatic: what's the opposite of "size"?
[09:05] Fangles: Xombie I know you lied. Remember that camera flash outside princess traumatic's suite last night?? That was my private DICKtective taking pictures of you cheating on me with princess traumatic!! How could you do that to me???"
[09:06] Xombie: I think the opposite of "size" would be "Fangle's wanker" but let me recheck the dicktionary.
[09:06] Xombie: *dictionary.
[09:06] Xombie:

[09:06] traumatic: sorry can't hold it: ROFLMAO!!!
[09:06] Fangles: Besides, princess traumatic hasn't even got "size" since I stole her batteries!
[09:06] traumatic: what do YOU know Fangles? you're a man!
[09:06] Fangles: Xombie I think you will find that it's "fangles saveloy"
[09:07] Xombie: Hah

Alright, now i do need to crawl off to bed. Stupid cold and I need to wake up and try to work tomorrow

Goodnight, ladies.
[09:07] Fangles: Traumatic How would you know, you haven't looked at it in years. Giving me smouldering looks, flashing a ferret, waving hamsters at me. But did you evel play with my gerbils recently?? no you did not damn you, I feel cheap, never used!
[09:11] traumatic: that's fine! exactly the way I intent you to feel
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[09:14] Dreglor: night!
[09:14] *** Dreglor has signed off IRC ().
[09:15] Fangles: Do you think we scared him?