Your Favorite Quote

Killswitch · Post by **Killswitch** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:09 pm

Peter Griffon, from Family Guy:

Well if I'm a child Lois then that makes you a peadophile! And I'll be damned if I'll stay here and be lectured by a pervert!

GeoTrail · Post by **GeoTrail** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:02 am

Killswitch wrote:Peter Griffon, from Family Guy:

Well if I'm a child Lois then that makes you a peadophile! And I'll be damned if I'll stay here and be lectured by a pervert!

Good one

PB · Post by PB » Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:34 am

My favorite is something like this (don't know where I heard it first):

"Don't keep your mind so open that your brain falls out".

So true!

Joakim Christiansen · Post by **Joakim Christiansen** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:41 am

PB wrote:My favorite is something like this (don't know where I heard it first):

"Don't keep your mind so open that your brain falls out".

So true!

Damn, that was nice!

Xombie · Post by **Xombie** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:53 am

"A man's ethical behaviour should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear and punishment and hope of reward after death." - Albert Einstein

blueznl · Post by **blueznl** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:53 pm

'be like a duck, be quiet above, peddle like an idiot below'

benny · Post by **benny** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:21 pm

Joakim Christiansen wrote:Well, I could try to make a "qoute" myself:
If aliens came and treated humans like we treat animals, maybe we would then understand how mean we really are.

In addition to the above's quote, here the quote I use on my webpage :

"Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer
is:

'Because the animals are like us.'

Ask the experimenters why it is morally OK to experiment on animals, and
the answer is:

'Because the animals are not like us.'

Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction."

-Professor Charles R. Magel

Post by **Polo** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:27 pm

benny wrote:
Joakim Christiansen wrote:Well, I could try to make a "qoute" myself:
If aliens came and treated humans like we treat animals, maybe we would then understand how mean we really are.
In addition to the above's quote, here the quote I use on my webpage :

"Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer
is:

'Because the animals are like us.'

Ask the experimenters why it is morally OK to experiment on animals, and
the answer is:

'Because the animals are not like us.'

Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction."

-Professor Charles R. Magel

I like this one too as well

DarkDragon · Post by **DarkDragon** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:05 pm

Michael Mittermeier wrote:The swiss people created the most stupid food in the world. Anti-tank obstacle casted in chocolate: "Toblerone".

Straker · Post by **Straker** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:42 pm

declassified:

PB · Post by PB » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:54 pm

Speaking of Toblerone, I never noticed the bear on the logo until about a
year or so ago... a very nice example of subliminal advertising.

Hydrate · Post by **Hydrate** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:59 pm

Interesting quotes, mine is:

"Suicide is our way of saying to god: 'You cant fire me, I Quit!'@

Trond · Post by **Trond** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:02 pm

They told me I was gullible .. and I believed them.

Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, and Today is a gift. That's why we call it the Present.

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to sell it.

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

Nietzsche

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jack · Post by **jack** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:42 pm

Hydrate wrote:Interesting quotes, mine is:

"Suicide is our way of saying to god: 'You cant fire me, I Quit!'@

be carefull Hydrate.

@Trond: nice quotes.

techjunkie · Post by **techjunkie** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:24 pm

KarLKoX wrote:One of my favourite :

Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch Switch ?

Hmmm... I'm Swedish and I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT!! *LOL*

(Sorry about the yelling)