Boards too quiet! Let's sing!

[Dare2]

Or write some verse:

Anything, with PB or programming as an underlying theme.

To give you all confidence (so that you'll share something) I'll kick off.

To the tune of "Without You"

Without U
plink plink plink
Integers can't be unsigned ..
plunk plunk
UseImage() is not defined ..
plunk plunk
Nothing can be underlined ..
plunk plunk
Without U-oo-oo .. oh .. wi-ithout U

Beat that!

[Fangbeast]

There was a young man called Dare2
Who was found after dark abusing his hair too
Nobody knew
that he only had two
They thought more than that might be rare too

(Sung to the tune of hamster)

[dagcrack]

He was a Long, she was a Word
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was 4, she was 2
What more can I say?
He wanted a Float, she'd never tell
Secretly she wanted a Float as well
But all of her Structs, stuck up the ASM
They had a problem of syntax

He was an unsigned byte
She said "That wont compile"
He wasn't good enough for PB
She had a pretty IDE
But her code was messed up
She needed to rewrite that routine!

lalalalala lalalalalaa

(skaterboy avril lavigne) .. lol
Well shes coming to here so you can only hear her songs all day everywhere - pisses me off sometimes.

Ok someone that can make it better please do it
No don't come taking the fun out! - I don't write songs!

[thefool]

(skaterboy avril lavigne) .. lol

sorry, are you a gay?

[Dare2]

lol.

Two funny verses.

sorry, are you a gay?

Good attempt, but ..
Scansion?
Metre?
What tune?
Where's the programming bit?
And it would probably be better with more than one line.

[thefool]

lol.

you probably listens too it too!

[dagcrack]

Sorry but for many people those who listens queen are repressed homosexuals.

DONT YOU LIKE THAT GIRL?
SORRY ARE YOU GAY?
Not talking about her music but her body etc - yes you're gay then.


Come on...

[Kale]

(skaterboy avril lavigne) .. lol

sorry, are you a gay?

LOL! he he, theres nothing wrong with the angst-meister herself. She has some pretty good songs and some bad ones but i'll let her off because she's so bloody fit! ...You would wouldn't you? i know i would!



Hmmmm...

[thefool]

Sorry but for many people those who listens queen are repressed homosexuals.

DONT YOU LIKE THAT GIRL?
SORRY ARE YOU GAY?
Not talking about her music but her body etc - yes you're gay then.


Come on...

that way i like her

however, you say for many people those who listens to queen are homo's? If i met such guy on a street i would knock him down.

I also listen to much more than that. I just dont like linking park and that stuff neither..!

I LOVE techno music! and queen.
Avril is not my most hated, but definently not between the 10 best on my list..
i like much music. We probably share some meanings too. but saying such shit about queen makes me mad. Damn you! I even wanna buy a car drive all the way down to argentina and shoot you in your foot! damnit


edit:
Kale you are right. skaterboy isnt the worst song i have ever heard its not that bad in fact. However she go pretty shitty stuff too! I just dont like that kind of music veeeeery much. i would much rather listen to some nice techno/trance, or queen [not gay, still].
btw on the singer of queen was gay. The rest where [and still is] not.

[Kale]

edit:
Kale you are right. skaterboy isnt the worst song i have ever heard its not that bad in fact. However she go pretty shitty stuff too! I just dont like that kind of music veeeeery much. i would much rather listen to some nice techno/trance, or queen [not gay, still].
btw on the singer of queen was gay. The rest where [and still is] not.

yeah, i'm into thrash metal stuff but i like some of her stuff.

[thefool]

better listen to some techno dude. The other stuff is no good for ya!
or queen
kraftwerk? jah danke. i know its old and a lot dont like it, but what the hell. they are legends!

[thefool]

all of you can keep your trashy things [not the lyrics, i mean your music styles.]. Here is a real classic, wich will stay 4ever.

Everybody programs somethings sometimes
Everybody falls in it somehow

Something in your head
Just goes out
My time, its now.

Everybody finds a language someplace
There's no tellin' where they may appear

Something in my heart
Keeps saying
My language, is here

If I had it in my power
I'd arrange for every language
To have your charm

Then every minute, every hour
Every human would find
What I found in your syntaaaaax

Everybody loves a language sometimes
And I vow my dream was over you

Your power made it well
Worth waiting
For 4.0 to come out!

thank you all very much!

oh well


edit: melody, if you cant find out yourself, its Everybody Loves Somebody, sung by Dean martin.

[dagcrack]

I Like To Code It

(chorus)
I Like To Code It, code it
I Like To Code It, code it
I Like To Code It, code it
Ya like to ("code it")

Repeat 2 more times

(talking)

All programmers all over the world,
original Fred Stuntman pon ya source man!
I love how all variables a move them pointer,
and when ya move ya pointer, and code it,
nice and sweet and sexy, alright! - compile -

PureBasic ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
original cute syntax you a mek man mud up. (x2)

Coders!! Physically encrypt, physically encrypt,
physically, physically, physically encrypt
Coders!! Physically encrypt, physically encrypt,
physically, physically, physically encrypt
Coders!! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic
Big string on de program that a big titanic
Coders!! Ya nice, sweet energetic
Big string on de program that a big titanic
Coders!! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic
Big string on de program that a big titanic
Coders!! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic
Big string on de program that a big titanic

(chorus)

PureBasic ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
original cute syntax you a mek man mud up. (x2)

Inline ASM - pon ya code a mek man mud up
Small Exes - pon ya code a mek man mud up
Pluck ya code - pon ya code a mek man mud up
Gal ya winapi - pon ya code a mek man mud up
Coders! ya nice tidy code,
and ya cross-platform, make man flip and bust up them lip.
Coders! ya nice an energetic,
Big string on de program that a big titanic
Coders! ya nice tidy code,
and ya fast compila, make man flip and bust up them lip.
Coders! ya nice and energetic,
Big string on de program that a big titanic

Repeat chorus to end

For those who didnt see Madagascar the movie.. the song is called "I Like to Move It"

[dagcrack]

I see strings of green, red floats too
I see them debug for me and you
And I think to myself, what a wonderful language

I see word of blue and byte of white
The bright blessed compiler, the dark sacred IDE
And I think to myself, what a wonderful language

The colours of the structures, so pretty in the source
Are also on the IDEs of people compiling by
I see coders shakin' hands, sayin' "How do you code?"
They're really saying "I OWN YOU"

I hear newbies cryin', I watch them grow
They'll learn much more than I'll ever know
And I think to myself, what a wonderful language
Yes, I think to myself, what a wonderful language

Oh yeah

- Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World -

- IN THE MIX -

I LIKE TO CODE IT CODE IT!
What a wonderful language...
I LIKE TO CODE IT CODE IT!
What a wonderful language...
I LIKE TO CODE IT CODE IT!
What a wonderful language...
I LIKE TO CODE IT CODE IT!

(Repeately Backspins vynil)
Yeah baby!!
(puts his cat over the turntable3)
YEAH!!

Okey enough (for today)

[thefool]

Okey enough (for today)

yup!