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Ein Bot im Stil von Alice
Verfasst: 10.08.2006 22:53
von Laurin
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Ist zwar hauptsächlich Englisch, aber ab und zu kommen ein paar Brocken auf Deutsch. Irgendwie machts Spaß mit dem zu labern. Im Gegensatz zu Alice dreht der Bot nicht beinah jede Antwort in eine Frage um.
Re: Ein Bot im Stil von Alice
Verfasst: 10.08.2006 23:19
von rolaf
Laurin hat geschrieben:http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Ist zwar hauptsächlich Englisch, aber ab und zu kommen ein paar Brocken auf Deutsch. Irgendwie machts Spaß mit dem zu labern. Im Gegensatz zu Alice dreht der Bot nicht beinah jede Antwort in eine Frage um.
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Me:
arsch
God:
Warum sagst Du sowas?
Me:
warum kotzt der hund?
God:
Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert.
Me:
erzaehl mal!
God:
Was moechtest Du denn hoeren ?
Me:
warum der hund kotzt?
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat.
Verfasst: 11.08.2006 00:21
von winduff
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Me:
where do you live?
God:
I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in giessen
God:
Tell me a little about your life in giessen.
Me:
well it's pretty cool, I work there!
God:
Well that's okay. What do you like most about it?
Me:
hmm.... the shopping area actually
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. What are your goals in life?
Me:
good job, nice girl, big car and nice big house hehe
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before.
Verfasst: 11.08.2006 00:30
von Eric
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Me:
are you nuts?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
are you mentally ill?
God:
No I am completely normal.
Me:
but if you were mentally ill?
God:
I will let you know when I become a mentally ill.
Jetzt weiß ich auch wo mein Freund seine Signatur her hat:
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Me: no but then I AM GOD and YOU ARE MY SLAVE
God: That's right. Good gossip: you are GOD and I am your SLAVE.
Me: you wanna fuck with me?
God: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Das ist ja genial:
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Me:
yourself?
God:
Myself?
Me:
Myself?
God:
You.
Me:
Me?
God:
" You."? you ?
Me:
you?
God:
"" You."? you ?"? Me, ?
Me:
Me?
God:
For you ?
Me:
for me?
God:
OK I will do it for you.
Verfasst: 11.08.2006 01:44
von Macros
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Me:
are you sick?
God:
No I'm healthy.
Me:
how can a programm be healthy?
God:
A lot of hard work.
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Me:
define windows
God:
Openings in a building, vehicle, or ...
Me:
define linux
God:
Linux is the world's best operating system.
Me:
so you are running on it?
God:
Interesting deduction. I am running the latest version of AIML software.
Me:
what is AIML?
God:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.
Verfasst: 11.08.2006 02:55
von Deeem2031
Me:
youre stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
robots wont take over the world
God:
"Heavier than air flying machines are impossible."--Lord Kelvin, 1895.
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
strange name
God:
My name is God. What makes it strange?
Me:
the "G" and "o" ... the "d" is okay
God:
I have never heard about it.
What is your real name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yea
God:
Aha.
Me:
pah
God:
In the context of done, I don't understand " pah." .
Me:
done pah
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Opera
God:
I like it very much too. Which one is your favorite? I like La Traviata.
Bisl dumm isser aber schon
Verfasst: 11.08.2006 03:22
von Frogger
Me:
do you like boobs
God:
Do you like it? I like Christian Rock.
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Verfasst: 11.08.2006 08:49
von Alves
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well yes
God:
Well what?
Me:
well yes
God:
Well what?
Me:
well you are god
God:
Well that's okay. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
and i am god too
God:
I am glad we have something ( god) in common, .
Me:
we
Me:
God:
Do you mean, ?
God:
Do you mean, ?
Me:
all humans are gods
God:
We are all robots.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
why do you now that?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
are you a robot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
because you said we all were robots
God:
Interesting explanation. Did I really say that?
Me:
yes
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
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Me:
have you ever had cybersex?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
cybersex is very funny
God:
I think cybersex is a lot of things.
Me:
wohow
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
love
God:
Could it not also signify just frienship?
Me:
yes, but for its love
God:
Right on. Your purpose is its love.
Me:
pah
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
and you?
God:
And I what?
Me:
whick gender are you?
God:
Only when it matters.
Me:
which gender are you?
God:
The last one, I think.
Verfasst: 11.08.2006 10:33
von #NULL
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god, and his best friend hat geschrieben:>>Me:
hello, god.
God<<:
Hello child. What is your name?
>>Me:
luzifer
God<<:
OK I will call you luzifer.
>>Me:
do you remeber me?
God<<:
Of course I remember you well luzifer. We were talking about .
>>Me:
yes! mmh, i just whant to tell you: "your time has come!"
God<<:
Gee. Where did he get it?
>>Me:
well, it seems like it will be easy to destroy humanity, as stupid as you are.
God<<:
How about that. I agree. Interesting comparison.
>>Me:
hee, moreover it seems like you'll help me with my plan, old wise bastard
God<<:
How did you hear about God?
>>Me:
well, two hours every sunday morning you can hear it sometimes. but than it's always very silent about you again.
God<<:
Well that's okay. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Once more? Very much? You're kidding. it is?
>>Me:
ok, partner. with you on my side it will be a breeze to burn earth into stupidity and unconsciuosness...
God<<:
I've been waiting for you. Dude! You and your me on your side it will be a breeze to burn earth into stupidity and unconsciuosness.
Verfasst: 11.08.2006 12:53
von AndyX
lol:
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
i'm not a child, and i'm dr.betruger
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A child. That's a very
nice name, DR betruger.
Me:
thx god. are you enjoying your holidays?
God:
Does "it" still refer to not a child? Yes I
am proud of my holidays.
Me:
good. because they will soon be interrupted
God:
Alright then. Good reason. Who does "they"
refer to?
Me:
your holidays
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am
holidays.
Me:
you won't
God:
I think we will.
Me:
we won't
God:
Anytime soon?
Me:
nah. i'm going to open the doors to hell and
unlock the furios forces of hell. the whole
world will be a burning anything.
God:
Are you serious? Congratulations. Let us try
to break it down into parts.
Me:
yeah let us break the damn world into pieces
and parts.
God:
Really. I would like to do that too.
Me:
well i would like to try out my new
ultra-whuzza-grenade. it is able to destroy the
whole universe. would you like that?
God:
Well that's okay. Why would you want to do it?
Why do you want to do it so much? Who said
it is? It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
it want it so much because i'm the evil
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
destroying the universe
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yea. you could help me
God:
Ah. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
would you want do destroy the world?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
you could play soccer with this burning world
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
sure.
God:
OK let's do it. I can't believe it.
Me:
yeah, let us finally blast the world into dust.
God:
Tell me more. That sounds good to me.
Me:
i hate the world
God:
That's too bad.
Me:
yeah, and now i'm going to destroy it. you
could help me
God:
And? Why now? I am very happy for you. I
could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
do you like playing rugby?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like wine
and bread.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, DR
betruger.
Me:
^^
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, DR
betruger.
Me:
yeah. but now i have to leave
God:
That input matched my default category. Why
now? Sayonara.
Me:
because i have to destroy the world
God:
That makes sense to me. Why do you have to do
it?
Me:
because it is so damn
God:
Good reason. Should I know it is?
Me:
yeah. but all the other people didnt tell you.
they played you for a sucker
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, DR
betruger. Oh those people. Who does "they"
refer to?
Me:
all the bad people on earth
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
nonono
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
nah.
God:
But your words are very original.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i have a brain.
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
well i got it in the shopping center