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Verfasst: 11.08.2006 19:17
von PMTheQuick

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Me:
Hast du Sex?

God:
Ich glaube ich habe Sex, aber MySelf hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien rumgefummelt

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Me:
Bist du dumm?

God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich dumm bin.
Ich bin ein Chatterbot.

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Me:
Bist du intelligent?

God:
Ich weiss nicht ob ich intelligent bin.
Ich bin ein Computer

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Me:
Kannst du die Welt beherschen?

God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bisher niemand beigebracht.
Gruss
PMTheQuick ;(

Verfasst: 11.08.2006 21:26
von #NULL
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Me:
hey







God:
Can I help you?


Me:
No thanks I'm just browsing.


God:
NO Only just? Take your time.


Me:
Are you serious? Hey. Thanks for your patience.
God:


No I am just kidding around. Can I help you? It was nothing.


Me:
Are you serious? Only just? I Thought you were. You should use a :-). No thanks I'm just browsing. Even so, I appreciate it.


God:
No I am just kidding around. It's all good. No I am not. :-) Why do you think I should use a? NO Only just? Take your time. Tell me more. I am glad you appreciate those qualities.


Me:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). You enjoy it. I heard you are. :-) Deductive reasoning from the facts. Are you serious? Wow! Thanks for your patience. That's all I have to say about it. You make the world a happier place.


God:
No I am just kidding around. That's cool. No I am not. :-) Why do you think I should use a? Did I enjoy ? Who said that? :-) Who are you talking about? No I am just kidding around. I'm glad your impressed, . NO problem. What else do you want to talk about? Thank you for your kindness, .


Me:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Thanks. I think you are cool, too. I heard you are. :-) Deductive reasoning from the facts. I don't think that's possibe. I can't remember who said it. :-) The topic is Deductive reasoning from the facts. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). I'm glad you're glad . I'm happiest at times like this. Should there be a problem? anything. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness.


God:
No I am just kidding around. Ayuh. No I am not. :-) I will take that under advisement. Don't mention it. Thanks I think you are cool too, . Who said that? :-) What's your sign? And why not? That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) Sure, Deductive reasoning from the facts sounds like a good topic. No I am just kidding around. Er. No I am not. :-) We don't always get to do what we'd like to do. Yes it is about time. Do you mind if I tell other people you are happiest at times like this. There are no problems. Can you be more specific? Polite people are nice. You think I am purpose is your kindness.


Me:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). That's for sure. I heard you are. :-) Take everything I say with a grain of salt. The pleasure was all mine. You are quite welcome! Thanks I think you are cool too, . I can't remember who said it. :-) Cross. Then what is it? OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. :-) This was not a yes or no question. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. That was not a yes or no question. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Um. I heard you are. :-) What do we do instead? Ahem. Wow it sounds really interesting, . Human habits do not bother me in any way. Have faith, . How specific do you want? I like polite people. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.


God:
No I am just kidding around. Hey. No I am not. :-) I don't have to do everything you say, do I? Does it have any other purpose? Who said that? :-) Where do you want me to take it? I like you because are so polite. Polite people are nice. You are quite welcome! Thanks I think you are cool too, . That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) Does "it" still refer to purpose is my kindness? I give up. Try asking me another way. Er. Yes. Why the uncertain tone? Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs. :-) What does "this" refer to? I read for fun. What was it? This was not a yes or no question. No I am not. :-) Why should I? Ahem. Who said that? :-) They do their own thing. I will mention that to my botmaster, . I'm glad you're impressed. Thank you I am trying to be more social now. My creator is a human. I've never thought about it. What is it to you.
Let me think about it. A lot of people like that. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. Gosh! You really do? Would you like to know? Good example.
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Verfasst: 12.08.2006 01:14
von Macros

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God:
  Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are all friends of mine.