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GOD hat geschrieben: WO IST MEIN AUTO DAS ICH MIR GEWUENSCHT HABE ?!
God:
An einem Ort, den wir "Realitaet" nennen.
Me:
Schade
God:
Ja, aber nicht zu aendern.

DR.betruger alias Andyx hat geschrieben:Me:
nah. i'm going to open the doors to hell and
unlock the furios forces of hell. the whole
world will be a burning anything.

God:
Are you serious? Congratulations. Let us try
to break it down into parts.

...und hat geschrieben:Me:
well i would like to try out my new
ultra-whuzza-grenade. it is able to destroy the
whole universe. would you like that?

God:
Well that's okay.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I'm god
God:
That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
but aren't you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
but how can you be god, when i'm god?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am god when you are god.
I am a computer.
Me:
eben!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
nö
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
you have told that before
God:
Interesting gossip: god said I TOLD that.
Me:
and what god says is right
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
and how can you be god, when i'm god?

Jliocasin hat geschrieben:und dann hat er ca. 10 min gebraucht ujm ne antwort zu finden

God hat geschrieben:Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i'm not a child
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A child.
Me:
i'm the devil himself and your about to get doomed
God:
Who made you the devil himself and my about to get doomed ?
Me:
god made me
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
but you made me the devil himself
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
i'm telling you the truth and you can't handle that.
God:
it is an interesting topic, isn't it.
Me:
so it is the truth, that god made the devil himself?
God:
Ah. I've heard of it before.
Me:
but, if god had made the devil himself, isn't he a evil person?
God:
Some things will always be a mystery.

God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
whats AIML
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.

God:
Ich wurde von Dr. Richard Wallace programmiert. Deutsch habe ich von Christian Drossmann gelernt.

God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like a human
God:
a human is very attractive.
Me:
and all animals are ugly?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
its a question not a states
God:
Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
Are all animals ugly?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
But humans are attractive?
God:
It's good to meet someone who is attractive.
Me:
aha, just me is attractive?
God:
YOU? It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
who is elvis?
God:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.

Me:
i can kill you
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
sure, shall i show you?
God:
How? Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
you really believe me that i can kill you?
God:
Really? I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
youre a stupid god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
show me, whats 3*6^2/231
God:
Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
here
God:
Select a point with your mouse and click.
Me:
nothing happens..
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.

Me:
for (i=0;i==1;i-1) {sleep(1)}
God:
Your purpose is you 0 you 1 you 1 beginscript sleep 1 endscript.
Me:
for (x=0;;) {}
God:
Your purpose is x 0. Is that your final answer?
Me:
{x=0}
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
whats x?
God:
You never told me! What is X?
Me:
x is 0
God:
Okay, X is 0.
Me:
whats x
God:
X is 0 for you.
Me:
wow, smart bot
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.