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funny

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:02 am
by NoahPhense

Re: funny

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:48 am
by ricardo
click here and see purebasic site dialectized

Also read this:

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml

Its about programming mistakes :D :D :D :D Very funny!

The Hall of Fame of the most stupid errors (i must be there!)

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 4:14 am
by ricardo
A funny situation betwen tech support and a customer:

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_comeagain.shtml

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 4:23 am
by NoahPhense
.. lol

lady wrote:The lady was using a power strip to plug her computer and other devices into. Windows was completely frozen, and she was unable to shut down the machine by using the power button. She mentioned the power strip, so I told her to flip it off. She said, "Ok, I gave it the finger. I feel better."
- np

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:17 am
by DriakTravo
this is a VERY good english to ebonics translator:

http://www.billism.com/eng_to_ebon_trans.html << Use lowercase
or
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp << doesn't matter

Try it out :wink: