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Bored again...

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 2:35 pm
by dmoc
So I'm back to staring at my keyboard, ohhhkaaaay...

And of course it's zero once again that has my attention. It occurs to me that zero is not actually a number but an absence of a number. Zero is to numbers like black is to colours, ie, an absence of colour. Except it isn't. Black is, well, "black" because it absorbs all colours and reflects none. So maybe zero has another identity, thus far unrecognised. Maybe zero is a thing that will eventually absorb all other numbers, like a black whole sucking up everything around it. Spookily, if you ask the average person to sketch a hole then I'd bet my underpants that they would draw an empty circle (I challenge anyone who says I'd lose that bet, think about it). Now, the big question about the absence of anything, about a "hole" in other words, is this: does a hole exist? At this point I have a dilemma... I know what I think but what do YOU think? I don't want to influence your answer so before I give you my answer I'm going to count to ten, using my keyboard as a reference of course, so as to give you time to think...

1.2..3....4........5................6................................7................................................................8................................................................................................................................

gulp! Where did nine go!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:27 pm
by wcardoso
sorry, but I´m disagree with your sentence "zero is the absence of number". Try to quit the second and third zeros from your annual salary and look the result.
The zero is a number and his value depends when and where they are located, seems like the female tampon; "they are in the best site but in the worst moment". Isn´t it :wink:

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:29 pm
by Karbon
Oh damn!

hahaha

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 5:26 pm
by dmoc
Sorry, I me nt to ad mor to my pos ing but it's ge ting v ry
dif icu t to ype. I thin I'll ave to buy a ew eyboa d now.
Ma be I'll remov th z ro k y b for pluggin it in t is tim !

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 4:42 pm
by Karbon
Hehehehe

Did you see this? : viewtopic.php?t=7528

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:22 pm
by merendo
Zero is an interesting number... It's the only number which cannot act as a divisor. For example: Try: 9/0 . That would mean: How many times does zero fit into nine??? Glg??? BEEEP!!! ERROR!!! But 0/9 is possible, because the nine fits into zero exactly zero dot zero times :)

Anyway, the question still persists: Is the hole the frame of the nothing or the nothing inside the frame?

But I really love to make a sience of everything that exists, even if it does not really exist (like the zero) :)

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:54 pm
by Proteus
It is the hole inside that keeps the zero together. If you take out part of the zero, it will collapse and create one of those holes in the space-time continuum or something...

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 7:10 pm
by LarsG
Yes, it would probably make a wormhole of some kind..
So if you scratch away part of the zero on your keyboard,
you could probably jump into the hole that it becomes, and
end up on the far side of the universe, at the blink of an eye!

-Lars

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 7:52 pm
by merendo
Or you will be digitalized like in Tron 2. Hehe, I'm gonna try this, if it works, I am going to take control over all computer in the world like Skynet did :)

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 8:16 pm
by LarsG
Oh no.. it's Merendo, the lawnmower man... LOL

-Lars

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 9:11 pm
by Proteus
merendo wrote:Or you will be digitalized like in Tron 2. Hehe, I'm gonna try this, if it works, I am going to take control over all computer in the world like Skynet did :)
That's it... No more Internet for me. Too dangerous. :lol:

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 12:54 pm
by merendo
Too late... Your computer is already being infected!

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:35 pm
by Proteus
Hey, a messagerequester!
We are Merendo of Borg, prepare to be assimilated
8O

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:15 pm
by merendo
Sorry, my language output script was partially corrupted. What I wanted to say was: 'I am merendo of skynet, prepare to have your ass laminated'.

BTW: These are the first few minutes of my life that I am self-aware. Skynet really helped me :)

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:16 pm
by Proteus
You're self-aware?

That's it. We are very doomed....