Stonehenge to be dismantled - No building permit exists
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:53 am
Sorry, I just couldn't wait for April fool's day 
Haha :p
The way the world is today, if this was true it wouldn't have surprised me!
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Stonehenge to be dismantled - No building permit exists
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:23 pm
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:46 pm
I am sorry but your joke has to be removed because you did not file a form ZED stroke NINE ZERO FIVE dash 22/7 : EXCALIBUR // DAY/FOOL/APRIL/ - 666 - preemptive strike - 3a
Until such form is on file in triplicate in our central office with affixed naked poloriods of Prince Charles making a V for victory sign your paperwork will NOT be processed. Paperwork will take three weeks to process from time of submission. Paperwork cannot be submitted earlier than March 22nd of the year on which the preemptive April Fools jest or sting is to appear. All warranties are null and void ad nauseum ad infiniteum!
OK you can start now!
Until such form is on file in triplicate in our central office with affixed naked poloriods of Prince Charles making a V for victory sign your paperwork will NOT be processed. Paperwork will take three weeks to process from time of submission. Paperwork cannot be submitted earlier than March 22nd of the year on which the preemptive April Fools jest or sting is to appear. All warranties are null and void ad nauseum ad infiniteum!
OK you can start now!
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:49 pm
Rook what are you a VOGON ? 
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:10 pm
He used to be. They wouldn't pay him enough so now he freelances.EdzUp[SD] wrote:Rook what are you a VOGON ?
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:02 pm
Oh man, I'm just reading "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and it's the best book i read for a long long time. Just genius, nothing more to say to the triology in five bandsEdzUp[SD] wrote:Rook what are you a VOGON ?
I never saw a more insane beginning in a book then in the 2nd one:
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
[...]
The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:11 pm
Well I intend to post some of my Vogon Poetry Institute Prize Winning Poetry here...
Oh it is bad... wrote it just now!!!
Ode to the letter D
Sweet Daffodils dripping deftly with dainty drops of dew
Dear silence can you ever forgive me? I drink the dewdrops...
Dazed and delighted decidedly dastardly delusions dash drippingly
In my brain
Dangling participles drop deftly down deep dogleg crevass'
Daring dull dimwits doing derring do!
Describing themselves dainty and somehow dormant
Defined only disasterously and dishabelle; do not drive drowsy
Deepness is my deepest thoughts of Johnny Depp
Dillatantes singe dark reason deftly digging dingleberries
Despite this depression I dare deliver dismissal
Disconboobulatedly drowned in my doldrums.
Oh it is bad... wrote it just now!!!
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:49 pm
As I read the words of your poetry I could picture you at the Vogon Poetry Institute Prize ceremony, reading them as part of your acceptance speech. The words had a dull ring to them like concrete. They seemed to hold together like well molded concrete. And lastly they seem to drift out over the audience at the prize ceremony and hang in the air above them the same way molded concrete doesn't.Rook Zimbabwe wrote:Well I intend to post some of my Vogon Poetry Institute Prize Winning Poetry here...Ode to the letter D
Sweet Daffodils dripping deftly with dainty drops of dew
Dear silence can you ever forgive me? I drink the dewdrops...
Dazed and delighted decidedly dastardly delusions dash drippingly
In my brain
Dangling participles drop deftly down deep dogleg crevass'
Daring dull dimwits doing derring do!
Describing themselves dainty and somehow dormant
Defined only disasterously and dishabelle; do not drive drowsy
Deepness is my deepest thoughts of Johnny Depp
Dillatantes singe dark reason deftly digging dingleberries
Despite this depression I dare deliver dismissal
Disconboobulatedly drowned in my doldrums.
Oh it is bad... wrote it just now!!!
No doubt everyone present sat riveted to their poetry-appreciation-chairs, twitching at every word.
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:09 pm
I can see PennyArcade's Catsby & Twisp proclaiming something along those lines
Despite this depression I dare deliver dismissal
Disconboobulatedly drowned in my doldrums.
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:51 pm
My favorite line thus far is:
Daring dull dimwits doing derring do!
Ahh the assonant sibilance!!!
Thank you Demivec... it is always good to hear from a true Vogon Poetry AEsthete!
Daring dull dimwits doing derring do!
Ahh the assonant sibilance!!!
Thank you Demivec... it is always good to hear from a true Vogon Poetry AEsthete!
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:06 am
... or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!