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It's called Uncyclopedia, the opposite of Wikipedia.


I've selected some subjects :


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Programming

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Unit ... of_America

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/England

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Obama


If you found good pages, post them here...

There's also something similiar in german (for those who are interested
and didn't know the site yet):

http://stupidedia.org/

traumatic wrote:http://stupidedia.org/

thx a lot, reading those stuff can fill my spare
coding time next

I like the 'Peter Musgrove: Reporting...' site: http://petermusgrove.com/

Here's a little snippet from his 'report' on fat people suffering more emotional problems, I laughed until I cried when I read this:

Sue Harris, of the mental health charity Rethink, said: “No-one really understands what causes fat people to have so many emotional problems. On a personal note I have been married to a fat man for over 20 years and apart from finding him physically repulsive the weight has not affected our relationship at all”.

When shampoo was invented in 1921, the normal peoples of the world discovered that all the programmers were nowhere to be found. It was later discovered that they were still in the shower, stuck in the infinite loop written on the shampoo bottle: "Lather. Rinse. Repeat." Efforts were made to end the shampoo.exe process, however the manufacturers of Pantine shampoo (that is, Sony Corporation) placed protection on the process in order to prevent this from happening. Some even tried to attach a debugger to the process to insert a break in the loop, again to no avail as the shampoo was coded in COBOL which nobody knows anymore.

pureballs wrote: shampoo was coded in COBOL which nobody knows anymore.

The Tao gave birth to machine language. Machine language gave birth to the assembler.

The assembler gave birth to the compiler. Now there are ten thousand languages.

Each language has its purpose, however humble. Each language expresses the Yin and Yang of software. Each language has its place within the Tao.

But do not program in COBOL if you can avoid it.

http://www.educ.umu.se/~bjorn/misc/tao.big.html

old but good:
If programming languages were cars...

... oh, and for the record: I once programmed in COBOL.

Kaeru Gaman wrote:old but good:
If programming languages were cars...

Very nice !

"Visual Basic: is a car that drives you"

this one made me fall off my chair.

Recently I'm a big fan of www.cracked.com

Some of the articles there have me in tears!

I just made this one:

I just made this one: ...

Brilliant stuff.

Funny ? How about this :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oedeKOtH ... re=related

Nice

Here is where I'm from hehehehe