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Some Assembly Language commands that you may have forgotten
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:57 pm
by michaeled314
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:04 pm
by michaeled314
OPD - Open the pod bay doors HAL

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:10 pm
by michaeled314
Now some of my own:
CCOM - Crash Computer
RBFM - Read Book From Memory
FILRAM - Fill up RAM
WSHH - Wash Hands before usage
FIOS - get FiOS
DTV - attch DirectTV to main storage
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:50 pm
by Derek
Too many good ones to list but I like 'BOB' and 'BCF', both of which I swear I have experienced.

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:49 pm
by r_hyde
How did I ever miss DWIMNWIS? I could have used that one

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:58 pm
by Rook Zimbabwe
PEBKC - Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair is one they missed
my fav on the list:
TCFL = Transfer control to fluorescent lights
Most of my code does this automatically then crashes!

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:32 pm
by Tipperton
HCF - Halt and Catch Fire
Old Motorola processors (6800) actually had that instruction. It caused the processor to halt and cycle through various patterns on the address and data buses. It was used as one of the QA tests during manufacturing.
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:14 am
by idle
RPM, now that would be useful, though in my case it would most likely result in 0
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:02 am
by PB
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PEBKC - Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair is one they missed
I like PICNIC better - problem in chair, not in computer.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:28 pm
by Kaeru Gaman
RTFM