Darn this is too funny!
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:46 pm
I am facinated of The Unceclopedia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page)
I thought i should take a look for "Queen", the band.
Facts about the planet, Freddy Mercury:
The best Milk Duds in the galaxy are exported from Freddy Mercury.
Freddy Mercury is the greatest planet in the entire Solar System,
What is known is that Freddy Mercury is just a little bit smaller than Earth, it is reddish-brown in hue, and it is orbited by one satellite. Rumor has it that, much akin to our own lunar surface, the inhabitants of Freddy Mercury can see a little silhouette of a man in the moon which does the fandango every lunar eclipse.
Now under the BAND, Queen, formed by Queen of England (she had enrolled in Ealing Arts College disguised by a ridiculous pseudonym (Freddie Mercury) and an even more ridiculous fake moustache.) i found some info about the drummer, Roger Taylor.
Roger became a man very quickly. When he was only in 4th grade, he weighed 200 pounds and enjoyed inflicting temporary amnesia on his schoolmates by pummeling them in their heads with rugby balls. He would then jog back into the locker room, put on a mesh muscle shirt and cut school to pump iron.
Roger taylor was the inspiration to J.K. Rowlings HARRY POTTER
As his fame in the newly named band Queen grew, Roger satisfied his secret cravings for the smell of gasoline and the sweet tasted of antifreeze and became a mechanic, under the pseudonym of Harry Potter. This career was short lived, however, although his career as a mechanic was of inspiration to author JK Rowling. She immediately began writing stories about Roger's car fixer life, instead recording these events as mystical and as a 12 year old going to a tedious magic school.
Freddy Mercury is also the name of an element of the semicolonic table (known as the periodic table to middle school students). It is a common form of quicksilver, or mercury. Its element symbol is AAAAAAAAA.
It is a shiny gold liquid that forms droplets when spilled, and often makes a rough form of Freddie Mercury. It floats in water, but also has the special property of screaming the lyrics to the Queen song "Seven Seas of Rhye" when touched, while burning the skin. If ingested, Freddy Mercury causes rapid facial hair growth, often in the form of a moustache, the growth of extra teeth, and indigestion.
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And there is much more just about Queen!
The unceclopedia is the funniest place on this planet, for now hehe
I thought i should take a look for "Queen", the band.
Okay; i also found out that the planet Mercury is in fact named after Freddie Mercury, ("Freddie Mercury is not to be confused with the homonomous (but erroneously spelled) Freddy Mercury, a lesser planet discovered in 2001 and named after him.")Officially the best band ever, queen (Upsidedown: uəənb) was a rock group fronted by the Queen of England and Liz Windsor. In the late waverley.1.vg, to escape the pressures of ruling Britain, she had enrolled in Ealing Arts College disguised by a ridiculous pseudonym (Freddie Mercury) and an even more ridiculous fake moustache. Although this was widely known, it was never mentioned in the press, and in 25 years, she never stepped out of character in public. We will refer to her as Freddie in this context.
Facts about the planet, Freddy Mercury:
The best Milk Duds in the galaxy are exported from Freddy Mercury.
Freddy Mercury is the greatest planet in the entire Solar System,
What is known is that Freddy Mercury is just a little bit smaller than Earth, it is reddish-brown in hue, and it is orbited by one satellite. Rumor has it that, much akin to our own lunar surface, the inhabitants of Freddy Mercury can see a little silhouette of a man in the moon which does the fandango every lunar eclipse.
Now under the BAND, Queen, formed by Queen of England (she had enrolled in Ealing Arts College disguised by a ridiculous pseudonym (Freddie Mercury) and an even more ridiculous fake moustache.) i found some info about the drummer, Roger Taylor.
Roger became a man very quickly. When he was only in 4th grade, he weighed 200 pounds and enjoyed inflicting temporary amnesia on his schoolmates by pummeling them in their heads with rugby balls. He would then jog back into the locker room, put on a mesh muscle shirt and cut school to pump iron.
Roger taylor was the inspiration to J.K. Rowlings HARRY POTTER
As his fame in the newly named band Queen grew, Roger satisfied his secret cravings for the smell of gasoline and the sweet tasted of antifreeze and became a mechanic, under the pseudonym of Harry Potter. This career was short lived, however, although his career as a mechanic was of inspiration to author JK Rowling. She immediately began writing stories about Roger's car fixer life, instead recording these events as mystical and as a 12 year old going to a tedious magic school.
Freddy Mercury is also the name of an element of the semicolonic table (known as the periodic table to middle school students). It is a common form of quicksilver, or mercury. Its element symbol is AAAAAAAAA.
It is a shiny gold liquid that forms droplets when spilled, and often makes a rough form of Freddie Mercury. It floats in water, but also has the special property of screaming the lyrics to the Queen song "Seven Seas of Rhye" when touched, while burning the skin. If ingested, Freddy Mercury causes rapid facial hair growth, often in the form of a moustache, the growth of extra teeth, and indigestion.
“What the fuck is AIDS?”
~ Freddie Mercury, several years before dying
Gay? No, I think you mean the Queen of England”
~ Oscar Wilde on Freddie Mercury
...who?”
~ Freddie Mercury on Queen
~ bassman on Queen's guitarist
“In Soviet Russia, Rhapsody Bohemians YOU!!!!”
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And there is much more just about Queen!
The unceclopedia is the funniest place on this planet, for now hehe
