Funny Norwegian joke (NOR/ENG)

[GeoTrail]

En vakker morgen møtte en grønn liten frosk en mann når hun hoppet over
veien.
Frosken kvekte til mannen:
"Om du kysser meg blir jeg en vakker prinsesse"

Mannen plukket opp frosken og la den i lommen.
Etter en stund kvekte frosken:

"Om du kysser meg blir jeg en vakker prinsesse og jeg LOVER å bli hos deg i
en hel uke!"
Mannen tok ut frosken av lommen, tittet på den en stund og lo.
Så la han den tilbake i lommen igjen, hvor den lå sammen med
mobiltelefon og palm
Etter ytterligere en stund kvekte frosken desperat:

"Om du kysser meg blir jeg en vakker prinsesse og jeg lover å bli hos
det et helt år og skal gjøre alt du ønsker."

Mannen tok igjen ut frosken av lommen og tittet på den med et smil, og la
den tilbake igjen i lommen.
Da kvekte frosken av full hals:

"Men HALLO! Hvorfor vil du ikke bare kysse meg. Jeg blir en vakker kvinne og
den perfekte kjæreste, gjør alt du ønsker og begjærer et helt år, er den
perfekte drømmekvinnen bare du sutter litt på meg?"

Da tok mannen ut frosken igjen og sa:

Hør nå her. Jeg er IT-konsulent, og jeg har ikke tid av veien til en
kjæreste, sex eller annet dårlig tidsfordriv, men en frosk som prater, det
er kuuuult!"


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And in English:



A beautiful morning a little green frog met a man when she was jumping across the road.
The frog quacked to the man:
"If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess"

The man picket up the frog and put it in his pocket.
After a while the frog quacked:

"If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess and I promise to stay with you for a week!"

The man took the frog out of his pocket, looked at it and laughed.
Then he put the frog back into his pocket, where it layed there with a cellphone and a Palm.

After a little while the frog quacked desperately:

"If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess and I promise to stay with you for a whole year and I'll do anything you want!"

The man took the frog out of his pocket again, looked at it with a smile, and put it back in his pocket. Then the frog quacked as loudly it could:

"Like HALLO! Why won't you just kiss me. I'll turn into a beautiful woman and the perfect girlfriend, and do anything you want and desire for a whole year, if you just give me a little kiss."

The man took the frog out of his pocket again and said:

"Listen here. I am a IT consultant, and I don't have time for a girlfriend, sex or things like that, but a frog that talks, now that is COOL!"

[Dare]

roadside relief

[thefool]

Nice one

[Joakim Christiansen]

Haha, lol!

[PB]

Do you have to be Norwegian to understand it? Can someone translate it please?

[raygr]

Do you have to be Norwegian to understand it? Can someone translate it please?

I think it's that joke about the geek who finds a frog who tells him she will turn into a princess if he kisses her, but he just prefers a talking frog.

I don't speak Norwegian but there are a lot of English words with Germanic/Scandinavian roots, from when those bloody Vikings invaded Britain. Of course they were just one of the many European countries lined up and taking turns to invade Britain.

It wasn't all bad though, after all the Vikings taught the Poms the Spam song

[thefool]

Do you have to be Norwegian to understand it?

Im danish but i still understand it And norwegians and danes really do think a little differently..

[PB]

> I think it's that joke about the geek who finds a frog who tells him she will
> turn into a princess if he kisses her, but he just prefers a talking frog

Hmm, wonder why it was posted in Norwegian then, considering that it's
a universal joke and not Norway-specific? I want answers, GeoTrail!

[thefool]

I want answers

Because he is a norwegian. They DO that stuff

[thamarok]

Hahaha

By the way, I'm not norwegian and I mostly speak finnish but we are learning swedish in the school and I understanded this joke through my skills in swedish.

Logical

[netmaestro]

I used a web translator to try and read it in English, this is what I got:

Some day morning met a green a little frozen a man as she fail to see autobahn Frozen twitch at man : " about you kiss my becomes I some day princess " Man picked up frozen and allow it in pocket. After some time twitch frozen : " about you kiss my becomes I some day princess and I LAWS to be at you in all week! " Man was eliminating frozen at pocket , peep on the some time and lo. Saw allow he it back in pocket afresh , how it was laying along with mobile telephone and palm After additional some time twitch frozen desperate : " about you kiss my becomes I some day princess and I laws to be at facts a absolutely year and do be about do all you desires " Man grasped afresh edged frozen at pocket and peep on the along with a smile , and allow it back afresh in pocket. As twitch frozen at full of neck : " but Hall! And so do you not only that kiss my. I becomes some day woman and it perfect boy friend , do all you desires and desire a absolutely year , is it perfect drømmekvinnen only you sutter a bit at my? " As grasped man edged frozen afresh and said : Hør now here. I'm IT - adviser , and I can't afford the time at autobahn at a boy friend sex or different bad pastime , but a frozen as enter into conversation with , facts am kuuuult! "

I can't really say I get the joke from this.

[Joakim Christiansen]

lol netmaestro that translation was a joke itself!

[Dare]

You don't see anything funny in facts am kuuuult?

[GeoTrail]

netmaestro, that was brilliant. Maybe you could make a new thread and post the hehehe.

No you don't have to be Norwegian to understand it, but since it's written in Norwegian.... bla bla bla

I'll see if I can translate it today

[GeoTrail]

Ok, I've translated it, well tried. See the first post.