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now that i am a guru, where are those beautifull slim ladies in tightly wrapping orange sheets chanting to my honour? was all the effort for nothing?!?

congrats!

I think you missed something: It says 'Guru' not 'Rockstar'

Perhapse you talk too much?

PolyVector wrote:Perhapse you talk too much?

not rockstar... you're telling me now... i waded thru all those countless lines of code, swallowed thousends of pages of half baked manuals, followed a few dozen courses of crm, prince2, sdm, and what not, and now you're telling me this is not the 'how to become a succesfull pop-star 101'?

okay, i understand that sdm has nothing to do with leather and chains (probably because the 'd' in the middle)

i even admit i was wondering where 64 bits would come in... i had some high hopes for an unabridged directors cut of the kamasutra but no sir!

but... but... now... so you're telling me i've spoiled my eyesight and wasted my youth with totally unrelated rather boring geek stuff, whilst all i *really* cared about was the four major food groups? (pizza, beer, caffeine and sex)

the horror! the disappointment! the laughter! the useless stack of improve yourself books!

and now... and now you're telling me i talk too much? you... you... you... you PROGRAMMER you!

(i talk too much? nah...)

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blueznl wrote:not rockstar... you're telling me now... i waded thru all those countless lines of code, swallowed thousends of pages of half baked manuals, followed a few dozen courses of crm, prince2, sdm, and what not, and now you're telling me this is not the 'how to become a succesfull pop-star 101'?

okay, i understand that sdm has nothing to do with leather and chains (probably because the 'd' in the middle)

i even admit i was wondering where 64 bits would come in... i had some high hopes for an unabridged directors cut of the kamasutra but no sir!

but... but... now... so you're telling me i've spoiled my eyesight and wasted my youth with totally unrelated rather boring geek stuff, whilst all i *really* cared about was the four major food groups? (pizza, beer, caffeine and sex)

the horror! the disappointment! the laughter! the useless stack of improve yourself books!

and now... and now you're telling me i talk too much? you... you... you... you PROGRAMMER you!

(i talk too much? nah...)

I almost fell of my chair reading your post!

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