Health Advice...
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:36 pm
For these of you who watch what you eat. Here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all the conficting medical studies.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Mexican eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat a lot of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
It's a relief to know the truth after all the conficting medical studies.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Mexican eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat a lot of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
