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hm... using my fingers, I could count to 1023...

ricardo wrote:How much fingers does poeple in Denmark have???????

Left hand: 5
Right hand: 5
Both hands: 10
Total: 5510

Edit: And the molbo's: 10 thumbs.

Well I think 5510 is a little short... you didn't count how many are MALE (for which you would add 1)

EDIT:} Heck! I am too late to make that joke!!!

Trond wrote: Edit: And the molbo's: 10 thumbs.

know them up there, too?

Do you actually have the same jokes about us which we have about you? Or do you hunt the swedish people instead

thefool wrote:hehe

Come on, you have to admit that we fooled you, thefool

But Danish people aren't that bad (compared to Swedish ).. I once met a Danish girl at a plaza.. she was an exchange student *oh my how gorgeous she was!*.. she was very intelligent and she could speak English as if it was her native tongue... But sadly she had to go next week back to Denmark Oh Alisa I wont never forget you

*She gave me a farewell-kiss btw *
......

Once when I was in a camp, there was a Swedish girl camp just 100 feet far from us and we (me and the guys ) went there to see how the girls are... well I can say that the girls were gorgeous, but they were so damn idiots! They just laughed and said "hejdo, du snyggt pojke" or something like that.. OH MAN I STILL HAVE TRAUMAS FROM THOSE IDIOTS..

But TechJunkie is fine.. *even if he is Swedish *

merihevonen wrote:

thefool wrote:hehe

Come on, you have to admit that we fooled you, thefool

But Danish people aren't that bad (compared to Swedish ).. I once met a Danish girl at a plaza.. she was an exchange student *oh my how gorgeous she was!*.. she was very intelligent and she could speak English as if it was her native tongue... But sadly she had to go next week back to Denmark Oh Alisa I wont never forget you

*She gave me a farewell-kiss btw *
......

No no, ignore that above smiley, but I guess you know what I mean..

thefool wrote:

Trond wrote: Edit: And the molbo's: 10 thumbs.

know them up there, too?

Not all of them, but yes.

Edit:

A burglar had stolen some things from a museum in Molboland. The police arrested him and he said:
"How did you find me, I used gloves!"
"Yes, but you shouldn't have written your name in the guestbook!"

End edit.

Do you actually have the same jokes about us which we have about you? Or do you hunt the swedish people instead

We have mostly jokes about the swedes. But I know a Danish joke:
Hvad kaller man en mand, der er død af grin?
Latterlig!

Trond wrote:But I know a Danish joke:
Hvad kaller man en mand, der er død af grin?
Latterlig!

Hehe thats a quite boring one

No nationality flames in my forumthreads please!

I mean what does it matter if you ain't from Texas?

Didn't George Bush grow up in Texas?

Now there's a reason to be proud of your state.

oh, yeah.... Texas...

A little Chinese man went on vacation to Texas.

He entered a restaurent, and ordered:
"A little Steak, pleeze"

The waiter served a 20" steak.
"Hu, I only wanted a little steak..."
"Here in Texas, everything is bigger.", the waiter replied.

After eating as much as he could, the little Chinese got thirsty, so he ordered:
"A little beel, pleeze"

The waiter served a 2 gallon mug of beer.
"Hu, I only wanted a little beel..."
"Here in Texas, everything is bigger."

After drinking as much as he could, the little Chinese felt a serious urge, so he asked:
"Where is the toilet, pleez?"
"That corridor, the second door to the right", the waiter informed him.

The little Chinese followed the corridor, but stepped through the second door on the left by mistake.
He fell into the smiming-pool, struggled in panic, gasped and shouted:
"Noooo flushing, pleeze, no flushing"

He entered a restaurent, and ordered:
"A little Steak, pleeze"

The waiter served a 20" steak.
"Hu, I only wanted a little steak..."
"Here in Texas, everything is bigger.", the waiter replied.

There is a steak smaller than 20"????

Rook Zimbabwe wrote:

He entered a restaurent, and ordered:
"A little Steak, pleeze"

The waiter served a 20" steak.
"Hu, I only wanted a little steak..."
"Here in Texas, everything is bigger.", the waiter replied.

There is a steak smaller than 20"????

Funny.

I've been to the states 3 times, got to admit I love the food, especially the size of the servings.

> got to admit I love the food

may I suspect it is just because you're from England?