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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:03 am
by Fangbeast
I swear, the next person who says "When I win the..." in earshot of myself are going need to win the lottery to cover the hospital bills!
/me says loudly in front of srod's earshot, "When I win the lottery" and then sabotages his lear jet
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:03 pm
by srod
One letter bomb on it's way! I've addressed it to 'bathtub, Australia'. Should get there shouldn't it? I can't imagine there's that many bathtubs in Australia!
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:05 pm
by Derek
srod wrote:One letter bomb on it's way! I've addressed it to 'bathtub, Australia'. Should get there shouldn't it? I can't imagine there's that many bathtubs in Australia!
Now that is NASTY.
@srod, watch your back.
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:17 pm
by srod
Ah fangles won't mind, he's good for a laff!
(Looks gingerly over shoulder... )
MWUAHAHAHA!!
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:49 am
by Fangbeast
"Ah fangles won't mind, he's good for a laff!
"
I used to look at myself in the mirror and laugh. Now I'm so ugly that the mirror refuses to show me my own reflection!!
"Looks gingerly over shoulder... "
/me wanders over to srod's avatar, considers it, looks at the shorts he's almost wearing and gives it such a wedgie that his eyes cross over and his ears fall off!! And since an avatar shares a psychic connection with the creator, he feels the effects and falls right out of his bathtub!!!
By the way, the bomb was delicious, what flavouring did you use?
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:31 am
by Fangbeast
Derek wrote:srod wrote:One letter bomb on it's way! I've addressed it to 'bathtub, Australia'. Should get there shouldn't it? I can't imagine there's that many bathtubs in Australia!
Now that is NASTY.
@srod, watch your back.
Derek, what he meant to say was, "I can't imagine there's that many long and ugly tubs in Australia that can that can fit that sad old, ugly git!"
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:05 pm
by Derek
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:45 pm
by Fangbeast
You must admit though that his sartorial excellence far outweighs the marginality of the specious ensemble!!!
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:50 pm
by blueb
You fellas need to get a life, in fact, you should have one of these...
http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/retro.html
--blueb
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:11 pm
by srod
Fangbeast wrote:You must admit though that his sartorial excellence far outweighs the marginality of the specious ensemble!!!
Thanks! I think!
@Derek: If I looked half as good as my avatar then I wouldn't have half as much trouble attracting the ladies!
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:45 pm
by Derek
Well, I dance like mine, so I don't attract any either.
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:28 pm
by Rook Zimbabwe
Solved that problem... asked mine to marry me when it was dark out... after she had more than 3 Saki and a load of sashimi...
The only hting you gain is insight in to just how afwful your life must have been...
I didn't realize I did not even know the way to my own house!!! Thank god I have my wife there to tell me or I would probably just get stuck in a field somewhere driving in circles...
And lets not even speak of how I don't know how to do laundry the "LiMei Way!" (wife's name!)
