dagcrack, you don't get out often do you
dagcrack wrote:May I compile your source this night?
Anyway, try this:
http://www.linesthataregood.com/
some selections from the link,
1. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
2. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
3. Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
4. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
5. Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says, "I'm not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"
6. Are those implants?
7. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porshe.
8. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
9. This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.
10. You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 30. (NOTE: I used something like this once and it actually worked)
11. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
12. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
13. Here is $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
14. Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!