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Posted: **Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:09 pm**

Peter Griffon, from Family Guy:

Well if I'm a child Lois then that makes you a peadophile! And I'll be damned if I'll stay here and be lectured by a pervert!

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:02 am**

Killswitch wrote:Peter Griffon, from Family Guy:

Well if I'm a child Lois then that makes you a peadophile! And I'll be damned if I'll stay here and be lectured by a pervert!

Good one

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:34 am**

My favorite is something like this (don't know where I heard it first):

"Don't keep your mind so open that your brain falls out".

So true!

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:41 am**

PB wrote:My favorite is something like this (don't know where I heard it first):

"Don't keep your mind so open that your brain falls out".

So true!

Damn, that was nice!

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:53 am**

"A man's ethical behaviour should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear and punishment and hope of reward after death." - Albert Einstein

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:53 pm**

'be like a duck, be quiet above, peddle like an idiot below'

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:21 pm**

Joakim Christiansen wrote:Well, I could try to make a "qoute" myself:
If aliens came and treated humans like we treat animals, maybe we would then understand how mean we really are.

In addition to the above's quote, here the quote I use on my webpage :

"Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer
is:

'Because the animals are like us.'

Ask the experimenters why it is morally OK to experiment on animals, and
the answer is:

'Because the animals are not like us.'

Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction."

-Professor Charles R. Magel

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:27 pm**

benny wrote:
Joakim Christiansen wrote:Well, I could try to make a "qoute" myself:
If aliens came and treated humans like we treat animals, maybe we would then understand how mean we really are.
In addition to the above's quote, here the quote I use on my webpage :

"Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer
is:

'Because the animals are like us.'

Ask the experimenters why it is morally OK to experiment on animals, and
the answer is:

'Because the animals are not like us.'

Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction."

-Professor Charles R. Magel

I like this one too as well

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:05 pm**

Michael Mittermeier wrote:The swiss people created the most stupid food in the world. Anti-tank obstacle casted in chocolate: "Toblerone".

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:42 pm**

declassified:

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:54 pm**

Speaking of Toblerone, I never noticed the bear on the logo until about a
year or so ago... a very nice example of subliminal advertising.

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:59 pm**

Interesting quotes, mine is:

"Suicide is our way of saying to god: 'You cant fire me, I Quit!'@

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:02 pm**

They told me I was gullible .. and I believed them.

Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, and Today is a gift. That's why we call it the Present.

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to sell it.

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

Nietzsche

myspacebarisbrokencanyoupleasefixit?

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:42 pm**

Hydrate wrote:Interesting quotes, mine is:

"Suicide is our way of saying to god: 'You cant fire me, I Quit!'@

be carefull Hydrate.

@Trond: nice quotes.

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:24 pm**

KarLKoX wrote:One of my favourite :

Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch Switch ?

Hmmm... I'm Swedish and I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT!! *LOL*

(Sorry about the yelling)

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