Germany Vs Brazil

[dagcrack]

USA football team: They are drugged up and they pay for winning their matches, last one, they won against us because someone put a donnut at the other side of the field, they all ran like if they had a rocket in their butt.. And thats why they won, just because of that.

UK football team: They are chavs..., are all wankers, thats why they dont win any match.

Brazil football team: Me tienen harto esos baila samba chupadores de caipirinha! Son tan hipocritas.... Recuerdo un programa de TV argentino, que hizo una camara oculta, fueron a Brazil... preguntaron: ¿Que piensan de Argentina? - Eh pue argentina muito maricones! son una merda! ... Luego al minuto les preguntaron lo mismo y agregaron que eran de Argentina... - Eh pue argentina amigous! moito brigado! buena genteu! .... HIPOCRITAS los voy a colgar del cristo redentor asi se secan como ese bacalao horrible que venden.

(If anyone wants to translate that, I don't feel like...).


China football team: They always sleep... I havent seen them playing, ever.


Chile football team: They are always drunk, thats why they never ever won a championship.


Japan football team: Maybe ASIMO would play better than them...


Argentina: Best ever.



All the other countries: Keep on trying!