All married up and no where to go

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:04 pm

congratz.

benny · Post by **benny** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:23 pm

congratz from me, too !

PB · Post by PB » Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:22 pm

Congratulations!

Post by **Dare2** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:50 am

Actually, you do need to have a firm hand.

Just the other night I had my wife grovelling on the floor, crying and begging!

"Come out from under the bed, you coward!" Was her cry!

Actually, it was more of a command than begging.

Actually, all of the above is a lie.

I keep my computer under the bed. When I'm trapped here for long periods, I spam these boards.

[EDIT] And annoy GPI with long pointless posts.

NoahPhense · Post by **NoahPhense** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:34 pm

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. - Clint Eastwood

- np

Doobrey · Post by **Doobrey** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:57 pm

If your wife ever asks "Does this dress make my bum look big?"
Fake a heart attack or something, but never ever answer, it`s a trap that you can`t get out of.

And if you for some reason you forget the 'dont answer' rule, never say "No dear, the dress is fine, it`s the cellulite that`s the problem" make sure you`re wearing chainmail underpants and have the car engine running..

Post by **Dare2** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:38 am

Doobrey wrote:.. the dress is fine, it`s the cellulite that`s the problem ..

That cracked me up ..

Randy Walker · Post by **Randy Walker** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 1:49 am

Dare2 wrote:Lifestyle changes: Discussions on where to squeeze the toothpaste tube; which way to hang the toilet roll; what colour to paint a wall; where to hang up discarded clothing.

These aren't discusions. These are your new directives. Failure to comply with all the above will result in total forfeiture of all your personal belongings and you will be accessed a penalty fee of up to $800/month.

EDIT: Best of luck on that

blueznl · Post by **blueznl** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 9:24 am

Doobrey wrote:If your wife ever asks "Does this dress make my bum look big?"

the proper way to response is to avoid the answer...

"i love your bum..." <wink wink> or "what bum? you look great in that dress..."

and then you bring up the issue of your new upgrade to a dual amd64...

LarsG · Post by **LarsG** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:30 pm

blueznl wrote:
Doobrey wrote:If your wife ever asks "Does this dress make my bum look big?"
the proper way to response is to avoid the answer...

"i love your bum..." <wink wink> or "what bum? you look great in that dress..."

and then you bring up the issue of your new upgrade to a dual amd64...

ROFL!!!

Karbon · Post by **Karbon** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 1:41 pm

I'll post some pictures later and you can decide for yourselves how her bum looks

newbie · Post by **newbie** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:29 pm

blueznl wrote:
Doobrey wrote:If your wife ever asks "Does this dress make my bum look big?"
the proper way to response is to avoid the answer...

"i love your bum..." <wink wink> or "what bum? you look great in that dress..."

and then you bring up the issue of your new upgrade to a dual amd64...

lol

Derlidio · Post by **Derlidio** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 4:01 pm

All men discovers the real sense of happiness just after marriage. Well, it is too late then...

Just kidding. I got married when I was 21 years old. It was 14 years ago, and I still enjoy.

Post by **Berikco** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:49 pm

Congrats Karby

NoahPhense · Post by **NoahPhense** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:47 pm

Tech Support Request

Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began creating unexpected child processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?

- Jonathan Powell

Dear Mr. Powell,

This is a very common problem users complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. WARNING DO NOT try to un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife 1.0 can be disastrous. Doing so may destroy your hard and/or floppy drive. Trying to un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy valuable system resources. You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than with the original system. Look in your manual under Warnings- Alimony/Child Support. Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the background, while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects Girlfriend 1.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a non- recoverable system crash. Some users have tried to download similar products such as Fling and 1.nitestand. Often their systems have become infected with a virus. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.

Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0

Monthly use utilities such as TLC and FTD

Frequently use Communicator 5.0

-Tech Support