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How about a text adventure?:

You are out of toilet paper.
To the North is an exit. To the South is a transparent wall. To the East is a transparent wall. To the West is a transparent wall.
<Run> <Equip> <Look Closer> <Cast a spell> <Wipe Your Bum> <Smear it on the wall> <Pull Up Your Pants>

Enter your selection: S

You have been arrested. Game Over!

Play again?(y/n):y

You are out of toilet paper.
To the North is an exit. To the South is a transparent wall. To the East is a transparent wall. To the West is a transparent wall.
<Run> <Equip> <Look Closer> <Cast a spell> <Wipe Your Bum> <Smear it on the wall> <Pull Up Your Pants>

Enter your selection: P

That's discusting! Game Over!

Play again?(y/n):n

*Windows Crashes*

Either way, you loose

Eww... this is not what the topic was intended to be about.

But I guess I should throw in my two cents: I've never been in a situation
where there's no toilet paper -- I always check first -- but if there were none
and I needed to go then I guess I'd use my underpants to clean up and then
leave them there as a gift for the janitor!

You win the prize!

PolyVector wrote:You win the prize!

The janitor is coming to give it to you. lol

- np

I wonder if Bill Gates just pulls out a wad of $100s???

lol

i would hope it happens when i have a cold, cause then i normally have extra paper in my pockets
Otherwise, i wouldnt use the toilet.
But i dont know what i would do if i where drunk

PolyVector wrote:I wonder if Bill Gates just pulls out a wad of $100s???

He uses is Platinum Master Card for all transactions

Where exaclty is this toilet located? I would like to visit it as soon as I got a car (& driver license )

@Num3

Try swiping it again.

Num3 wrote:

PolyVector wrote:I wonder if Bill Gates just pulls out a wad of $100s???

He uses is Platinum Master Card for all transactions

He probably has one of the American Express all black cards, has nothing
but the magnetic strip and his name. No logos or graphics on it..

These cards do exist, and have no limitations. Only a handfull of people
in the country have them. The card is by invitation only.

http://home3.americanexpress.com/corp/l ... launch.asp

- np

> He probably has one of the American Express all black cards, has nothing
> but the magnetic strip and his name. No logos or graphics on it.

Not quite true (well, in Australia anyway). The black Amex cards here look
like normal green ones (logos, name, expiry date, etc) but are coloured black.

> Only a handfull of people in the country have them. The card is by invitation only.

True, but they are more common than you'd think (again, in Australia anyway).
I work in customer service and have processed at least 8 different black Amex
cards from 8 different people in a three-month period. I never expected to
see so many black cards in such a short time. Quite frankly this has reduced
the mystique of the cards for me... I don't think their "badass" reputation
is actually anything to be proud of.

The cards I see in the states are solid black, not even the raised persons
lettering is colored.. kinda wierd.. but yet, kinda kewl..

Oh, and no expire date..

- np