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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:29 am
by DoubleDutch
Hey, who are you calling old and stupid?

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:31 am
by Derek
DoubleDutch wrote:Hey, who are you calling old and stupid?

He's not, he's saying young and stupid.
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:33 am
by thefool
DoubleDutch wrote:Hey, who are you calling old and stupid?

hehe
He's not, he's saying young and stupid.
Exactly. Of course older people tend to be more religous

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:37 am
by DoubleDutch
I wouldn't mind being young and stupid...
Pity is, it looks like I'm old and stupid!

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:37 am
by Derek
DoubleDutch wrote:I wouldn't mind being young and stupid...
Pity is, it looks like I'm old and stupid!

Join the club, now all I have to do is find religion!!

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:13 pm
by DoubleDutch
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:42 am
by JCV
FAITH IN GOD
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the
problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and...
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From... God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.
Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these
terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.Tell me, son... Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist.What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theater becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light... But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & God is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
~~This is a true story.The student was none other than.. Dr APJ Abdul Kalam ,the present President of INDIA~~
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:02 am
by DoubleDutch
Very nice story, especially so because it is a true one.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:15 am
by PB
> Very nice story, especially so because it is a true one
It's not actually. It's just a variation of this:
http://www.snopes.com/religion/einstein.asp
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:38 pm
by DoubleDutch
hmmm...
That one doesn't sound like Einstein. Maybe that was also "pinched"...
I wonder who said it originally, or maybe its all just made up.

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:17 pm
by PB
No, it's not Einstein either (the page there gives it a status of "False").
I was just pointing out that this story has been doing the rounds for
quite some time.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:26 pm
by thefool
I don't think its a true story. On the other hand, a religious person could not have made this up (not so clever?)...

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:43 pm
by netmaestro
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:50 pm
by Inf0Byt3
My final words in this topic:
"Judge not and you shall not be judged"
If the man wants to believe, who are you to stop him live his life as he wants?

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:50 pm
by ricardo
This story is very naive, just a made story for web sites, but nothing more than that.