Dilbert

[Dare]

From a received email:

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers.

As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.

The above was the winning quote, submitted by Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA

What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter.

E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business.

This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it.

Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.

We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees.

[Joakim Christiansen]

[dracflamloc]

Good stuff =)

[u9]

Now we're just waiting for the hits on George Bush to come.

[Straker]