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nco2k
 Post subject: (Bad) Programming Jokes
PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:44 pm 
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whats the programmers favorite drink?

- red bool :)

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 Post subject: Re: (Bad) Programming Jokes
PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:57 pm 
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Gee, stop telling me boolshit. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:06 pm 
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whats the programmers favorite dog?

- the Pointer....

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nco2k wrote:
If OSVersion() = #PB_OS_Windows_ME : End : EndIf


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:25 pm 
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How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?
- Uh, the light bulb works OK in my setup...

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luis
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:02 pm 
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kenmo wrote:
nco2k wrote:
If OSVersion() = #PB_OS_Windows_ME : End : EndIf


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LOL, wise words ! Windows MEH!

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skywalk wrote:
How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

none, its a hardware problem! :D

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How can you tell when a programmer has had sex?
... when he’s washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.

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the.weavster
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Knock, knock.
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skywalk
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Some not (bad) funnies from a random site:
http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/ wrote:
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.

--- And a little closer to home... :(
A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears. “I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish, but only one wish.”

The programmer pulls out a map, points to it and says, “I’d want peace in the Middle East.”

The genie responds, “Gee, I don’t know. Those people have been fighting for millenia. I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my limits.”

The programmer then says, “Well, I am a programmer, and my programs have lots of users. Please make all my users satisfied with my software and let them ask for sensible changes.”

At which point the genie responds, “Um, let me see that map again.”

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J. Baker
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How long does it take a programmer to screw in a light bulb?

Forever. For every Next Step, the programmer then Repeats.

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